[Intro] Yo… pass that dank… this shit ‘bout to get weird… [Verse 1] Rolled up the loud with my homegirl last night Said it was some new shit, smelled mad right Took three pulls, felt the room start to spin Next thing I know we floatin’ like we levitatin’ in She look at me like “bro your face melting slow” I said “nah you trippin” then my shoes start to grow Turned into clown shoes, honkin’ as I walk We both crackin’ up, can’t even talk [Verse 2] Haha what the fuck, why your head look like a balloon? I’m seein’ palm trees in your livin’ room The couch turned into a pirate ship, yo we sailin’ You yellin’ “land ho!” but we still in the basement I tried to pet the cat but it had a human face Told me “quit trippin girl, you in outer space” We laughin’ so hard I forgot how to breathe This weed got me thinkin’ we on a tropical beach [Chorus] Dank weed, dank weed, what the hell was in it? One hit and we gone, now we lost in a minute Hallucinatin’ hard, seein’ islands in the sky We on a beach somewhere and I don’t even know why Dank weed, dank weed, this shit super laced We trippin’ balls baby, put a smile on my face [Verse 3] Now we on a island, palm trees everywhere A crab with sunglasses handed me a beer She dancin’ with a monkey wearin’ a hula skirt I’m tryna build a sandcastle but it’s made of dirt A seagull stole my wallet, yelled “that’s mine fool!” I chased it through the jungle like a damn cartoon She yellin’ from the coconut tree “babe we rich!” I said “we still in your backyard, this some crazy shit!” [Verse 4] Haha no way, look at the ocean made of purple Kool-Aid A dolphin just proposed, I said “boy you too late” We built a tiki bar out of pizza boxes and dreams Sippin’ mai tais while the flamingos do the lean Then the sky cracked open like a giant zipper Your grandma floated down on a magic slipper Said “y’all need to stop smokin’ that devil’s lettuce” We woke up in the grass… still holdin’ the roach, damn it’s over [Final Chorus] Dank weed, dank weed, never smokin’ that again One hit turned the backyard to a tropical island Hallucinatin’ hard, laughin’ till we cried Woke up on the lawn with a sunburn on my thighs Dank weed, dank weed… best worst night of my life [Outro] …yo pass the water… I think I’m still seein’ crabs…
