[Chorus] Oh jingle hell This really sucks Forgot bout Christmas And now I'm fucked Oh jingle hell, Oh jingle hell, Oh jingle hell Baby jesus, now I'm fucked [Verse] (Oh goddammit) I forgot it's Christmas Eve Guess I just didn't believe That time could fly this fast But I just landed in the past [Verse 2] (Oh fuck me) Should've gotten gifts last week Now I'm stuck at the boutique Paying triple for some bag To be honest it's a drag [Chorus] Oh jingle hell This really sucks Forgot bout Christmas And now I'm fucked Oh jingle hell, Oh jingle hell, Oh jingle hell Baby jesus, now I'm fucked [Verse 3] Should've reminded me to buy Some gifts in mid July So I could have my pick Instead I'm buying some dumb shit [Bridge] I blame society I blame consumerism I blame everyone but me And my forgetfulness Oh God What the fuck is wrong with me? [Chorus] Oh jingle hell This really sucks Forgot bout Christmas And now I'm fucked Oh jingle hell, Oh jingle hell, Oh jingle hell Baby jesus, now I'm fucked ohhhhh sweet, little, cute, cuddly adorable baby jesus in your cute little biblical baby clothes and everything..... I'm.... so.... fucked.
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