COMIC CHA-CHA CHERRY BOMB [INTRO: COMIC-BOOK ANNOUNCER] Ladies and gentlemen... Secure the diamonds. Protect the money fountain. Notify the moon. The fuse is lit. [WHISPER] Who set it off? [VOCAL] I set it off with the best in the business, I do! [CARTOON EXPLOSION] BOOM! [BUILD: BOUNCE KICK RISING] Cha-cha! Cherry bomb! Cha-cha! Carry on! Bling chain swinging! Cosmic jewel glowing! Money fountain ready! Three... Two... One... [DROP A: MELBOURNE BOUNCE] BOOM-CHA-CHA! BOOM-CHA-CHA! CHERRY BOMB BOUNCE! BOOM-CHA-CHA! BOOM-CHA-CHA! SHAKE THE WHOLE HOUSE! [VOCAL CHOP] I do! I do! Best in the business, I do! [BOUNCE STAB] Bling-bling! Bang-bang! Cosmic jewel on a gold-link chain! Splash-splash! Cash-cash! Money fountain bursting through the glass! [VERSE 1: RAP POCKET] Comic-book entrance, cape in the wind, Cherry Bomb laughing with a dynamite grin. Fresh white shoes with impossible glow, Everywhere I step, little galaxies grow. Bling chain swinging like a pendulum star, Cosmic jewel visible halfway to Mars. Money fountain flowing, coins in the sky, Even broke gravity wants a reply. Flash in the frame, spark in the room, Bassline flowers when the big kicks bloom. Not here whispering, not playing small, I brought fireworks indoors for all. Set up the speakers, straighten the crown, When the fuse starts hissing, everybody get down. No quiet arrival, no ordinary view, I set it off with the best in the business, I do! [PRE-DROP] Left side! Show me that bling! Right side! Let the gold chain swing! Whole room! Let the money rain! When the bassline hits... Go completely insane! [HOOK] Comic cha-cha Cherry Bomb! Bling chain shining when I turn it on. Cosmic jewel burning bright like a star, Money fountain spraying halfway to Mars. I set it off with the best in the business, I do! I set it off with the best in the business, I do! Boom-cha-cha! Boom-cha-cha! Whole damn universe bouncing too! [DROP B: ELASTIC BASS] CHA! CHA! CHERRY! BOMB! CHA! CHA! CARRY! ON! [BASS GROWL] Best in the business! [CROWD] I DO! [BASS GROWL] Who set it off? [CROWD] I DO! [BOUNCE SEQUENCE] Gold chain! Cosmic flame! Money fountain! Make it rain! Comic flash! Bass attack! Hit that drop and bounce it back! [VERSE 2: DOUBLE-TIME] Big ideas with a Saturday grin, Wild little universe spinning within. Best in the business, built for the strange, Turn one spark into permanent change. Cherry-red fuse with a glittering trail, Launching good news through the cosmic mail. Diamonds on Saturn, gold on the moon, Money fountain dancing to a cartoon tune. I don’t chase luck, I invite it inside, Give it dark shades and a passenger ride. Put it onstage with the lasers in view, Then set it off with the best in the business, I do! No fake flex, just ridiculous style, Bassline heavy with a universe smile. Life gets bitter, so brighten the room, Turn every grey little cloud into boom! [BREAKDOWN: CHA-CHA RHYTHM] One step left. One step right. Cosmic jewel catching every light. One step forward. Spin it around. Money fountain pouring while we shake the ground. Cha-cha slowly... Cherry Bomb ready... Hold that fuse... Keep it steady... [WHISPER] Best in the business. [SILENCE] I do. [BUILD: RAPID-FIRE COUNTDOWN] Set it up! Set it off! Bling it out! Blast it off! Comic flash! Cherry blast! Money fountain moving fast! Raise the jewel! Swing the chain! Make the whole damn cosmos rain! Five! Four! Three! Two! [VOICE] Ask the speakers if they’re insured. [SILENCE] Too late. [FINAL DROP: MAXIMUM MELBOURNE BOUNCE] COMIC CHA-CHA CHERRY BOMB! LIGHT THAT FUSE AND TURN IT ON! BLING CHAIN SWINGING! COSMIC JEWEL SINGING! MONEY FOUNTAIN ERUPTING TILL DAWN! I SET IT OFF WITH THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS, I DO! [CROWD] I DO! I SET IT OFF WITH THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS, I DO! [CROWD] I DO! LEFT SIDE! BOOM-CHA-CHA! RIGHT SIDE! BOOM-CHA-CHA! WHOLE ROOM! BOOM-CHA-CHA! CHERRY BOMB! [MASSIVE BASS HIT] BANG! [FINAL HOOK] Comic cha-cha Cherry Bomb! Bling chain blazing when I turn it on. Cosmic jewel shining brighter than Mars, Money fountain splashing over the stars. I set it off with the best in the business, I do! I set it off with the best in the business, I do! Boom-cha-cha! Boom-cha-cha! Whole damn universe bouncing too! [OUTRO: CARTOON SMOKE CLEARING] Cherry Bomb laughing. Gold chain swinging. Cosmic jewel glowing. Money fountain flowing. [ANNOUNCER] Who set it off? [DISTANT VOCAL] I set it off with the best in the business... I do. [TINY CARTOON POP] Boom.
