(Intro) Have you ever been in a shit-tuation? Well, I think it’s safe to say, we all have at least one at some point. (Verse 1) Stuck in my car on a dead-end street Dashboard lights and a racing heartbeat Windows down but I’m holdin’ my breath ‘Cause my stomach’s screamin’ thoughts of death Every red light feels like it knows Every wrong turn just adds to the load I’d laugh if it wasn’t so real This is the worst way to feel ⸻ (Pre-Chorus) I swear the world’s got perfect aim Hits me hardest when I can’t escape ⸻ (Chorus) Why’s it always right now? When I can’t move, can’t leave, can’t back out In a car, at work, in the middle of town My body’s breakin’ me down Yeah it’s always right now When the timing’s trash and the walls close in I don’t need a breakdown— I just need a bathroom ⸻ (Verse 2) At work in a room full of corporate lies Boss talks numbers, I’m fightin’ for my life Chair squeaks loud, every shift’s a risk Sweat on my neck like a hit-list tick Clock moves slow like it hates my guts Bathroom locked, man I’m callin’ its bluff Tryin’ to look calm, play it cool But I’m seconds away from breakin’ the rules ⸻ (Pre-Chorus) This can’t be how I go down In fluorescent light, no way out ⸻ Chorus Why’s it always right now? When I can’t move, can’t leave, can’t back out In a meeting, mid-movie, seat locked down My body’s breakin’ me down Yeah it’s always right now When the timing’s trash and the walls close in I don’t need a breakdown— I just need a bathroom ⸻ (Bridge) Movie starts, I’m stuck in the row Popcorn smell like a final blow Plane on the runway, seatbelt tight Pilot says wait—my gut says fight Why not home? Why not then? Why’s it always when I’m stuck with friends? ⸻ Final Chorus (double-time / gang vocals) Why’s it always right now?! (HEY!) Worst timing of my life right now! (HEY!) Can’t escape, can’t shut it down! (HEY!) This is not how I go out! Why’s it always right now?! When I’m boxed in, locked in, stressed out I don’t need a meltdown— I just need a bathroom! ⸻ (Outro) This is a cry for help. Or a sign I should’ve gone earlier.
