[Intro: Vinyl Crackle and Upright Bass Loop] [Instrumental Hook: Saxophone Sample] (Check the blue) (Check the blue) (Check the blue) [Spoken: Q-Tip Style Flow] Yo Josh... turn the headphones up. We talkin' visuals now. (Check the blue) [Verse 1] My artist is a star, but he ain't a man He’s a big Blue Dog with a master plan His name is FAKE BEATS, aka FABE Based on my dead-ass mutt, from the cradle to the grave (Check the blue) Some versions are realistic, looking kinda crisp Some are Hanna-Barbera, looking like a wisp He’s the avatar, the king of the crop A counterweight to the hyper-realistic slop [Chorus] (Saxophone Sample Loop) But I got a problem (Check the blue) I got a glitch in the system (Check the blue) I need the dog to move, I need the dog to groove But the animation skills... I can’t approve (It’s FAKE BEATS) (F-A-I-K) [Verse 2] I took myself to school, the rudimentary kind Trying to force the CGI into my mind I want him sitting there, bopping his head To the beat of the drum, just like I said (Check the blue) In a dream world, he would lip sync the flow But I suck at the software, don’t you know? I’m a broke amateur, stuck in the mud Trying to make a diamond out of digital crud [Outro] So I’m wondering... (Check the blue) I’m wondering if this dog has legs. (Does he have legs?) I’m asking the legend. (The legend!) Josh... Does it have legs? [Fade out on Saxophone Loop and Crackle]
