[Verse] In the halls of punk rebellion, a tale unfolds Lord Arthur and Lady Penelope, fierce to behold With gas in their bellies, ready to explode A farting contest, the story of old [Verse 2] Lord Arthur ripped one, so loud it shook the ground Lady Penelope countered, a deafening sound The mosh pit erupted, chaos all around As the punk rock kingdom embraced the foul mound [Chorus] Farts of fury, battle of the gas Punk rock rebellion that's here to last Lord Arthur and Lady Penelope, the legends clash In this farting contest, punk rock's sheer class
