[Intro] [Drums, guitar riff] WELL! THAT WAS A FUCKING WEEKEND! [Verse 1] Got to punch some wolfmen! Wrestle some catgirls! Smacked the Dragonborn With my favourite morningstar! There were hunters! There were monsters! There were people getting thrown around! And I gotta say... I HAD A GREAT FUCKING TIME! [Pre-Chorus] Then some idiots went into hell And Alduin sent a curse! [Pause] SHE FUCKED HIRCINE'S SHIT UP! [Chorus] FUN WEEKEND! FUCKING GREAT WEEKEND! MORE BEER! MORE CHAOS! MORE BLOOD ON THE FLOOR! FUN WEEKEND! FUCKING GREAT WEEKEND! EVERYBODY'S LAUGHING AND NOBODY'S MOPEY ANYMORE! [Verse 2] Then came Sanguine! And things got weird! English put on that creepy head And walked in looking like THE COSMIC FUCKING GODFATHER! ... FUCKING HOT. I did NOT say that [Shouted] HE BELONGS TO ME! [Pre-Chorus] Then somehow everything got sorted, Nobody died permanently, And now we're partying properly! [Chorus] FUN WEEKEND! FUCKING GREAT WEEKEND! MORE BEER! MORE CHAOS! MORE BLOOD ON THE FLOOR! FUN WEEKEND! FUCKING GREAT WEEKEND! WE SURVIVED OBLIVION SO LET'S GET FUCKING DRUNK! [Bridge] [Music drops to stomping drums] Wait. What's that? Holiday? In MY old world? With English? Going to find the LORD OF DESTRUCTION?! [Brief silence] OH MY GOD! THAT SOUNDS FUCKING ROMANTIC! [Music explodes] EXPLOSIONS! ADVENTURE! CHAOS! VACATION! WHAT SHOULD I PACK?! [Breakdown] ACID?! [Gang] ACID! [Blorvika] WHIPS?! [Gang] WHIPS! [Blorvika] BOMBS?! [Gang] BOMBS! [Blorvika] ALL OF THE ABOVE?! [Gang] HELL YEAH! [Final Chorus] FUN WEEKEND! FUCKING GREAT WEEKEND! MORE BEER! MORE CHAOS! MORE TROUBLE TO COME! FUN WEEKEND! FUCKING GREAT WEEKEND! IF THE LORD OF DESTRUCTION'S WAITING... THEN THIS HOLIDAY'S GONNA BE FUN! [Final shouted section] I GOT MY MORNINGSTAR! I GOT MY PORTALS! I GOT MY ALCHEMY! I GOT MY FRIENDS! AND I'VE GOT A HOLIDAY WITH A COSMIC HORROR! [Pause] THIS IS GONNA BE FUCKING AWESOME! [Outro] [Fast guitar and tavern shouts] FUN! WEEKEND! MORE! BEER!
