[Intro] Alright, y’all! Fire up the grill! It’s time for the Trailer Park Olympics! [Verse 1] Sun comes up, flags start flyin’ Grill’s lit up, somebody’s fryin’ Lawn chairs lined up at the track Hold on tight—ain’t no turnin’ back! Jimmy’s yellin’, “Clear the way!” Mama Sue says, “Start the race!” Three, two, one—chairs take flight Welcome to the games tonight! [Chorus] Trailer Park Olympics! Ain’t it somethin’ ridiculous? Lawn-chair racin’, grill-flippin’ too Cooler tossin’—whoo-hoo! Four-wheel thunder, mud flies high Everybody’s hollerin’ side to side No gold medals, no fancy rings Just braggin’ rights and broken things! [Verse 2] Bubba steps up to the grill Claims he’s got Olympic skill Flips a burger, flips it twice Misses the plate—“Still looks nice!” Next up, cooler throwin’ time Bubba says, “That one’s all mine!” Heaves it hard across the field Lands upside down—nothing spilled! [Chorus] Trailer Park Olympics! Ain’t it somethin’ ridiculous? Lawn-chair racin’, grill-flippin’ too Cooler tossin’—whoo-hoo! Four-wheel thunder, mud flies high Everybody’s hollerin’ side to side No gold medals, no fancy rings Just braggin’ rights and broken things! [Bridge] Who’s got the fastest chair? BUBBA! Who can throw it there? BUBBA! Who’s gonna take that trophy home? WHO KNOWS?! [Verse 3] Four-wheelers fire up the course Mud and tires, full throttle force Over the tires, around the tree Missed the course—“Still counts to me!” Mama Sue holds up the prize Chrome-plated glory in her eyes Coffee-can cup, duct-tape crown “Ladies and gentlemen— WE GOT A CHAMPION!” [Final Chorus] Trailer Park Olympics! Ain’t it somethin’ ridiculous? Lawn-chair racin’, grill-flippin’ too Cooler tossin’—whoo-hoo! Four-wheel thunder, mud flies high Everybody’s hollerin’ side to side No gold medals, no fancy rings Just braggin’ rights and broken things! [Outro] Trailer Park Olympics! Same time next year! Bring your chair… Bring your grill… And leave your dignity at home!
