[Verse] In his old blue suit he struts around Badge and hat coming unwound Radio crackles in his hand World's most content happy man [Verse 2] Traffic jams he can't direct Solving crimes he can't detect Chasing crooks thick as molasses Still smiles wide as he passes [Chorus] World's most useless cop yet he beams Living the dream or so it seems Laughter echoes on the beat Happiness can't be discreet [Verse 3] Parking tickets blown away Sirens wail but not today Coffee spills on his report Life is still his favorite sport [Bridge] Every slip and every fall He greets with joy standing tall Incompetent but feeling fine In his own world sunshine shine [Chorus] World's most useless cop yet he beams Living the dream or so it seems Laughter echoes on the beat Happiness can't be discreet
