Sharkbaker an’ di Cheese Tsunami.

## **Intro – Di Oven Below** ### [Suno Prompt: slow fuzz drone, underwater ambience, bubbling reverb, low bass hum] Deep down low where di reeflight gleam, one shark drift by in a mozzarella dream. Bubble rise slow, kelp sway weak, him eye too red, him jaw too sleek. --- ## **Verse 1 – Di Vision of Greatness** Sharkbaker wake inna coral cave, say: “Tonight mi soul must save di hungry sea wid a pie so wide, best cheese wheel from tide to tide.” Him wear one apron made of net, forget him name, but not him sweat. One fin hold dough, one fin hold flame, three anchovy orbit round him brain. He shout: “Bring sea salt! Bring clambrie too! Bring moon-squid sauce in a bucket blue! Mi bake di greatest pie alive— di Pizza King of di lower dive!” --- ## **Pre-Chorus – Too Much Sauce** ### [Suno Prompt: bass-forward build, hazy guitar swell, dubby echo vocals] But him mind gone left, then loop gone right, him sprinkle seaweed inna broad daylight. One jar drop, two shell crack, still him grin an’ never look back. --- ## **Chorus – Cheese Tsunami** ### [Suno Prompt: crushing tropical doom chorus, chant backing, subtle steel drum accents] **Sharkbaker an’ di Cheese Tsunami,** whole reef drown in salami. **Sharkbaker an’ di Cheese Tsunami,** melted madness inna di briny sea. **Too much topping, too much glaze—** all taste sense get lost in haze.** --- ## **Verse 2 – Di Recipe Collapse** He fling on pineapple, volcanic eel, pickle coral, banana peel. One old lobster cry: “Dat wrong!” Shark just hum one oven song. He grate twelve moon-cheese on di top, then add hot fudge and never stop. Octopus stare from a nearby crate, say: “Bredda, dis gone past too late…” Crab bring basil, him use a boot. Mackerel offer thyme, him add one flute. Nobody know if it’s lunch or sin, but Shark still shove more nonsense in. Then di oven blow one gooey cough, half di crust slide cleanly off. Cheese wave roll through di anemone lane, coat di reef like dairy rain. --- ## **Chorus – Cheese Tsunami** ### [Suno Prompt: repeat chorus with thicker bass and wider vocal layers] **Sharkbaker an’ di Cheese Tsunami,** pepperoni drown di granny. **Sharkbaker an’ di Cheese Tsunami,** even eel seh: “Mi nah eat dat, see?” **Too much smoke and too much pride—** now di whole pie split open wide.** --- ## **Bridge – Dada Oven Revelation** ### [Suno Prompt: psychedelic bridge, phaser guitar, bubbling dub bass, absurd vocal echoes] One squid conduct a spoon parade. Two sardine chant to a garlic blade. A jellyfish preach to a rolling pin. Three shrimp do jazz in a biscuit tin. Sharkbaker blink at di bubbling pie, see tiny moons in a sauce-stained sky. He whisper low: “Mi nearly great…” then step straight inna grated plate. Sea horse write “NO” pon di cave wall sign. Moray scream through a rope of brine. Old turtle mumble from di doorway dim: “Maybe, bredda… yuh overdo him.” --- ## **Final Chorus – Warning from di Reef** ### [Suno Prompt: huge final chorus, monolithic groove, warm chant vocals, comedic dramatic finish] **Sharkbaker an’ di Cheese Tsunami,** legend now for di wrong recipe. **Sharkbaker an’ di Cheese Tsunami,** smell so fierce it frighten di sea. **If yuh too blasted, yuh lose di thread—** next ting yuh bake pure fear an’ bread.** **Good vibes nice, but hear dis plea—** leave likkle room fi sanity.** --- ## **Outro – No Slice for Nobody** ### [Suno Prompt: slow fading fuzz outro, underwater bubbles, distant steel drum taps] Pie sink slow… nobody bite… shark lie down… say: “Next time… right…” Bubble drift… reef sigh long… too much haze can bend di song.