Love Abduction

[Intro] [Verse] I was tonguing with a girl Down at Malone’s We went out on the beach After we got sloppy drunk The sky was flashing brightly We held hands and watched Then she reached over And squeezed on my c***** [Pre-Chorus] A beam of light Came down from above It surrounded us While we made love All of a sudden We were in a space ship My m*** was still inside her As she bit my bottom lip [Chorus] F****** in front of aliens It kind of turned me on We were so drunk that she never knew Something had gone wrong Several little green men Pulled out micro d**** Started spurting green goo on her face While I pumped hard and long [Verse] They finished and looked up at me Smiled with little teeth A warm blue light surrounded us It filled me with relief I felt myself start growing The girl screamed with delight These aliens had hooked me up With a bigger rod that night [Pre-Chorus] Put her in Full Nelson My arms under her knees F***** so hard while standing All the green men clapped for me One of them ran out to us Spit on shaft and p*** It was better than any lube I’d felt I started spraying up those guts [Chorus] F****** in front of aliens Then they beamed us back to earth When we landed on the beach This girl sprayed me with more s***** I had a 10 inch p***** now She pulled it out and sucked Her eyes were glazed with passion I can’t believe my luck