[Intro] Oh snow’s pouring out from heaven, Freezing the dirt and the stones. And for our poor sweet, shivering Evan, The cold’s seeping into his bones. He’s blinking away all the sleet, Heavy his eyelids now grow. He yearns to take just a brief rest, Drift off on that soft bed of snow [Chorus] Oh that snow, Evan don't cha close your eyes Oh that snow! Don't cha close your eyes! [Verse] Oh oh it's the eve of his eleventh birthday! And from the saddle of Jetta, He closes his eyes…to pray. But he ain't praying to God. To save him from this blizzard. No he's now praying for forgiveness From that mighty, ornery ol’ wizard. [Bridge] But out of the sleet, something he spies Despite sleepy, fast-closing eyes [Verse] Oh our young gunslinger sees a moving figure, Across that high icy west! In small brown robes, could it be The object of his quest? Evan drops his prayer, and grabs his gun. With lethal intent he starts to run. Oh he follows the brown wizard into a rock hewn cave He’s going to make this hovel an icy cold eldritch grave. Just gotta' stay awake! Just gotta' be brave. [Chorus] Oh that snow, Evan don't cha close your eyes Oh that snow! Don't cha close your eyes! [Verse] Evan turns a corner and what does he see, It was just a wayward bear cub Who’s now trying to flee! Well weakly now, he grapples that bear. But Evan’s starts feeling mighty sedate. Against the warm fur, the cold, and exertion Well, he's overcome with an urge to hibernate. [Outro] Oh that snow, He’s closing his eyes! Oh that snow! Evan Burbridge is closing His eyes!
