[Verse] The girl at the end of the bar 6 feet away so far I might as well Be stuck in hell with the bar backs And the bathroom smell Yet like a magnet I am stuck Sta sta sta stammering Man what the fu…..”whoooo” I plan to make her my baby By the light of this neon moon The girl at the End of the bar 2 wingmen on each arm But not for long Cuz I belong They don’t know me And my courages strong Was that sweet smile just for me? Or is there someone I don’t see Standing behind me just to remind me She’s probably way too good for me [Chorus] How can they all not see What this girl does just to me Will she run and hide Inside my double wide So much camouflage I Couldn’t see her cry My double wide May suit her fine Camouflage may be her thing Likes Ike my red boned hound dog Who doesn’t bark but only sings [Verse 2] The girl the girl the girrrrrl…….at the end of the bar She did she touched my arm And away we danced Giving the crowd a chance To swing their gals And twirl their ants We danced the night away Sipping lukewarm Cabernet Wondering all the while Will she run a mile When she sees where I spend my days [Repeat Chorus] [Bridge] Oh girl at the end of the bar Drinks moonshine from a jar Now Ike sings only When he’s sad and lonely But these days he barks At squirrels and cars She didn’t even know my name Now’s she’s my fiancée Home sure ain’t a mansion But now we need an expansion Just told mamma there’s one on the way [Outro] We danced the night away Drinking lukewarm Cabernet…….. [End Song]
