[Verse 1] Something happened in Roswell A long long time ago Up pops the Airforce Saying there’s nothing to know. [Verse 2] So some generals and crazies Came up with a plan To keep UFOs secret. And ridicule all that you can. [Chorus] Special Access programs You’re the bain of my life. You can’t classify reality. So lets end all this strife. [Verse 3] Congress said to the spooks. Enough is enough. We want all the data. And we’re going to play tough. [Verse 4] But the generals and crazies Said there’s nothing to see It’s all lens flare and seagulls They love lying with glee. [Chorus] Special Access programs You’re the bain of my life. You can’t classify reality. So lets end all this strife. [Bridge] But now its all changing. The truths coming out. The slow drip of disclosure Will remove any doubt. [Verse 5] So congress keep pushing And release all the files. Its time for these Generals to star in some trials. [End Chorus] Special Access programs You’re the bain of my life. You can’t classify reality. So let’s end all this strife.
