[Verse 1] 黃臉婆掀開 冬天的被窩 The yellow-faced crone peels back the winter quilt. 缺著牙的小鬼 笑得像在破風 A toothless brat laughs like a gust of wind. 老頭你別裝 我都看見了 Old man, stop pretending, I see right through you, 你背脊一抖一抖 像條被冰住的狗 Your spine is shivering, just like a frozen dog. [Chorus] 老頭別裝死 我看見你冷得發抖 Old man, don't play dead, I see you shaking from the cold. 早餐你要做 油鍋還等著你開火 You’ve got breakfast to make; the frying pan is waiting for the flame. 馬桶邊那把舊刷子 今天也要你來摸 That old brush by the toilet—you’re the one to grab it today. 別說你不行 我還沒說結束呢（嘿） Don't say you can't do it; I haven't said it’s over yet (Hey!) [Verse 2] 老頭別裝醉 昨晚才喝半口 Old man, don't pretend to be drunk; you only had half a sip last night. 你那一肚子哀嚎 我聽得都嫌囉嗦 That belly full of wailing—I'm sick of hearing your grumbling. 廚房的窗結霜 鍋裡只剩下稀粥 Frost coats the kitchen window; only thin congee remains in the pot. 你說骨頭在吱呀 我說那就是生活 You say your bones are creaking; I say that’s just life. [Chorus] 老頭別裝死 我看見你冷得發抖 Old man, don't play dead, I see you shaking from the cold. 早餐你要做 雞蛋要煎到邊邊焦 You’ve got breakfast to make; fry the eggs until the edges are charred. 掃完廁所再去 曬一曬你那張皺皮膏 Finish scrubbing the toilet, then go sun that wrinkled hide of yours. 別喊不堪折磨 日子本來就這麼糟 Don't cry about the suffering; days were always meant to be this bleak. [Bridge] 饒了我 我已六十多 Spare me, I’m already over sixty. 不堪折磨 不堪折磨 I can't take the torment, I can't take the torment. 我還想活 很久 很久 I still want to live, for a long, long time. 老頭你那點可憐 當年都丟哪去了 Old man, where did you toss that pity of yours back in the day? 輪到你排隊吃苦 別再演英雄角色 It's your turn to line up for bitterness; stop playing the hero. [Chorus] 老頭別裝死 我看見你冷得發抖 Old man, don't play dead, I see you shaking from the cold. 早餐你要做 做完再去擦地拖樓 You’ve got breakfast to make; once done, go mop the floors and the stairs. 掃完廁所以後 幫我們把故事再說一首 After the toilet is scrubbed, tell us another one of your stories. 不堪折磨 不堪折磨 Insupportable torment, insupportable torment, 活下去才叫折磨 Staying alive—now that is the real torture.
