[INTRO — FUNKY BASS AND GUITAR, 4 BARS] [MALE MC — SPOKEN, LONDON ACCENT] Yo, DJ, turn that up a sec. This one’s for the most positive bloke on the internet. You know who you are. [FEMALE — PLAYFUL RHYTHMIC DISCO TALK-SINGING] Here we go, here we go, Who’s that lighting up my phone? Green hearts, another line, Epic’s back, right on time. One more message, something new, Got the whole chat scrolling through. Before the morning’s even begun, Epic’s already on number one. [VERSE 1 — MALE MC, FUNKY SYNCOPATED RAP] Phone lights up, man’s on the scene, Good morning, boom, heart goes green. Chat goes quiet, he keeps it live, Sending out love, nine to five. One more sentence, then another four, Scroll to the bottom, there’s even more. “Keep creating, never give in,” Before I’ve finished, he’s typing again. Keko says, “Hold on, wait, Did you write that or generate?” Epic’s typing, doesn’t miss a beat, Motivational novel, ready to tweet. [PRE-CHORUS — MALE MC, SHORT FUNKY CHANTS] Who’s got the love? Epic! Who’s showing up? Epic! Hundred lines? Not enough! Bass goes low, turn it up! [CHORUS — FEMALE, SYNCOPATED NU-DISCO HOOK] Here we go, here we go, Green hearts lighting up my phone. He’s at it again, he’s at it again, Another message coming in. Every morning, right on time, Another green heart, another long line. Before I’ve even reached the end, Epic’s typing again! [2-BAR FUNKY BASS FILL] [VERSE 2 — MALE MC, TIGHT FUNKY RAP] Creator Programme, got his place, Shortlisted film, give him praise. Still got time for reminders, “Get your credits!” — couldn’t be kinder. Daily Soul, don’t forget, Customer service, no pay cheque yet. One green heart, paragraph long, Before you reply, another one’s gone. Benji’s asking, Keko jokes, Nash joins in, the whole chat’s woke. Everybody’s talking, opinions collide, Epic’s got good vibes on standby. Man could motivate a vending machine, Sending out hope like you’ve never seen. Fair play, bruv, you’re holding it down, When the chat goes cold, you’re still around. [BREAKDOWN — MUSIC STOPS, SHORT VINYL SCRATCH] [KEKO — MALE SPOKEN] Oi, Higgsie! Is Epic’s positivity in his contract? [HIGGSIE — DRY FEMALE SPOKEN] We’ll look into it. [HIGGSIE — RHYTHMIC REPEAT] We’ll look into it! We’ll look into it! [MALE MC — SPOKEN] Bruv, even his positivity’s under investigation! [4-BAR FUNKY BASS DROP] [FINAL CHORUS — FEMALE, PUNCHY DISCO HOOK] Here we go, here we go, Green hearts lighting up my phone. He’s at it again, he’s at it again, Another message coming in. Every morning, right on time, Another green heart, another long line. Before I’ve even reached the end, Epic’s typing again! [FINAL RAP — MALE MC, GROOVE STRIPS BACK] Morning to midnight, keeping it positive, Every little message, man’s got a lot to give. But there’s one thing, bruv, I still need to know— [BEAT CUT — MALE MC, DRY SPOKEN] Epic, is all this positivity in your Higgsfield contract, or are you doing overtime for free? [HALF-BEAT SILENCE] [4-BAR FUNKY DISCO OUTRO — HARD STOP]
