"I Can't Find My Coffee"

COFFEE! COFFEE! KAHKAHKAHKAHKAHKAH COFFEEEEEEE!!! [verse 1: sung] I woke up this morning, feeling so bright, Brewing my coffee, a pure delight. The aroma fills the air, I start to drool, My morning ritual, my golden rule. [verse 2] I poured myself a cup, so hot and nice, Set it down, turned around, now I pay the price. Can't find my coffee, where did it go? I'm searching everywhere, feeling so low. KAHKAHKAHKAHKAHKAH COFFEEEEEEE!!! [chorus] I'm tweaking, feeling the need, Without my coffee, I'm starting to plead. Premade stuff just nasty and gross, The taste of crude oil in every dose. KAHKAHKAHKAHKAHKAH COFFEEEEEEE!!! [solo] [verse 3] In the fridge, the pantry too, Where's my cup, I haven't a clue. I need my caffeine fix today, Without it, my mind's in disarray. [pre-chorus] I've checked the table, I've checked the floor, I'm lost without it, I need it more. KAHKAHKAHKAHKAHKAH COFFEEEEEEE!!! [chorus] I'm tweaking, feeling the need, Without my coffee, I'm starting to plead. Premade stuff just nasty and gross, The taste of crude oil in every dose. KAHKAHKAHKAHKAHKAH COFFEEEEEEE!!! [solo: ] [bridge: ] I miss the warmth, the morning start, Without my coffee, I'm falling apart. I need it now, to feel complete, Oh, where could it be, my sweet retreat? [verse 4] I've looked in the closet, under the bed, In the dog's bowl, inside the shed. Checked the mailbox, the attic too, Even in my shoe, what else to do? [verse 5] Premade coffee's such a bore, It lacks the flavor I adore. I need my fresh ground, piping hot, Without it, life just hits a blot. KAHKAHKAHKAHKAHKAH COFFEEEEEEE!!! [chorus] I'm tweaking, feeling the need, Without my coffee, I'm starting to plead. Premade stuff just nasty and gross, The taste of crude oil in every dose. [outro] I'll find my coffee, it's somewhere near, Until I do, I'll persevere. I can't find my coffee anymore, But I'll keep looking, that's for sure. for sure for sure [end]