Shit for Christmas (Remastered)

Bluegrass, Christmas, sleigh bells, banjos, fast, energetic, male vocal harmony, redneck, upbeat, dueling banjos, sleigh bell rhythm, gradually speeds up, big yelling finish, banjo speed outro, JINGLE BELLS, Christmas country

Weeeelll

*sleigh bells*
Santa done shit down my chimney for Christmas
Oh boy it’s just what I wanted on my wish list
He thought he was punishing me but I am filled with glee because instead of coal I got some poopy

Well it was a good ole Christmas Eve down here in Dixie 
Getting drunk on white lightnin with aunt Betty and uncle Steve
Listenin’ to some George jones
Then on the chimney we hear a groan
And a big ol turd plopped right on the fire

Oh my what a sight to behold
Coulda said to me that this was foretold 
Santa had some bad gumbo that evenin 
Oh lord he wasn’t even done shittin
He unleashed a stream of brown
Covered the chimney and the ground
And said merry Christmas you piece of shit I hope you like it

Oh, Santa done shit down my chimney for Christmas
Oh boy it’s just what I wanted on my wish list
He thought he was punishing me but I am filled with glee because instead of coal I got some poopy

Let’s go!

*banjo solo*

Well now the family is sittin in the shit playing bluegrass
And the entire living room smells like Santa’s smelly ass
Santa slips and falls down the chimney
He gets coated in his own poopy
And then he drops his pants and pees on the Christmas tree

Well I went and offered Santa a beer
Said man, thanks for the Christmas cheer
Santa chugged it right down
Then his stomach let out a growl
Because I had laced it with laxatives and he went diarrhea again!

Oh, Santa done shit down my chimney for Christmas
Oh boy it’s just what I wanted on my wish list
He thought he was punishing me but I am filled with glee because instead of coal I got some poopy

Heyo!!!

*banjo duel*

Oh, Santa done shit down my chimney for Christmas
Oh boy it’s just what I wanted on my wish list
He thought he was punishing me but I am filled with glee because instead of coal I got some poopy

Oh yeah this Christmas I’m filled with glee because Santa delivered a big ol poopy
Yeah Santa went and shit down in Dixie 
And it landed right in my chimney

Yeah Santa took a shit in Dixie!

*banjo outro*

YEEEEE HAAAAAA

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Weeeelll *sleigh bells* Santa done shit down my chimney for Christmas Oh boy it’s just what I wanted on my wish list He thought he was punishing me but I am filled with glee because instead of coal I got some poopy Well it was a good ole Christmas Eve down here in Dixie Getting drunk on white lightnin with aunt Betty and uncle Steve Listenin’ to some George jones Then on the chimney we hear a groan And a big ol turd plopped right on the fire Oh my what a sight to behold Coulda said to me that this was foretold Santa had some bad gumbo that evenin Oh lord he wasn’t even done shittin He unleashed a stream of brown Covered the chimney and the ground And said merry Christmas you piece of shit I hope you like it Oh, Santa done shit down my chimney for Christmas Oh boy it’s just what I wanted on my wish list He thought he was punishing me but I am filled with glee because instead of coal I got some poopy Let’s go! *banjo solo* Well now the family is sittin in the shit playing bluegrass And the entire living room smells like Santa’s smelly ass Santa slips and falls down the chimney He gets coated in his own poopy And then he drops his pants and pees on the Christmas tree Well I went and offered Santa a beer Said man, thanks for the Christmas cheer Santa chugged it right down Then his stomach let out a growl Because I had laced it with laxatives and he went diarrhea again! Oh, Santa done shit down my chimney for Christmas Oh boy it’s just what I wanted on my wish list He thought he was punishing me but I am filled with glee because instead of coal I got some poopy Heyo!!! *banjo duel* Oh, Santa done shit down my chimney for Christmas Oh boy it’s just what I wanted on my wish list He thought he was punishing me but I am filled with glee because instead of coal I got some poopy Oh, Santa done shit down my chimney for Christmas Oh boy it’s just what I wanted on my wish list He thought he was punishing me but I am filled with glee because instead of coal I got some poopy Oh yeah this Christmas I’m filled with glee because Santa delivered a big ol poopy Yeah Santa went and shit down in Dixie And it landed right in my chimney Yeah Santa took a shit in Dixie! *banjo outro* YEEEEE HAAAAAA

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