This Song Is Legally a Sandwich

Dangerpotter

Real Small Tuna

Dangerpotter

ska punk, third wave ska, punk

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Listen to Real Small Tuna on all major music platforms!

https://open.spotify.com/album/0WxEw0BzhjZND3hFnoktOz?si=4U4XFwaCQP-Bc8goHyg3tg

https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lcWRBCJfaYKQf3sMYKtG7mZ3Ov1OKX0OU&si=Heingtfvg7FbSNTf

https://music.apple.com/us/album/ska-fever-by-the-water/1841407913

[Intro: Legal declaration]
ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
By decree of the F.D.A, U.S.D.A, and Tony's Deli...
THIS SONG IS LEGALLY A SANDWICH!
(What?!)

[Verse 1 - Legal proof]
I've got the documents right here in my hand! (Notarized!)
Article 5 subsection 12 understand! (Categorized!)
It's got bread at the beginning and the end
With melody and mustard in the blend
The Supreme Court voted five to four and one abstained!
(Justice Johnson was confused!)

[Pre-Chorus]
Two or more layers? CHECK!
Edible ingredients? MAYBE!
Serves one to eight people?
DEPENDS ON APPETITE!

[Chorus - The declaration]
THIS SONG IS LEGALLY A SANDWICH!
(Whole wheat or rye?)
COURT-APPROVED ARRANGEMENT!
(But songs don't have bread!)
You can order it at Subway with cheese
Tour venues serve us with a side of chips please
THIS SONG IS LEGALLY A SANDWICH!
(Show us the papers!)
HERE!

[Trombone Solo - Testimony]

[Verse 2 - The classification battle]
The IRS taxes us as food not art! (Unfair!)
We're in the deli section of Walmart! (Aisle nine!)
Can't play on the radio between three and five
That's when sandwiches aren't legally alive
Health inspectors check our bass for mayo H.A.C.C.P compliance!
(That's oddly specific!)

[Pre-Chorus]
Nutritional value? QUESTIONABLE!
Contains ska nutrients? ABSOLUTELY!
May contain nuts?
WE DEFINITELY CONTAIN NUTS!

[Chorus - Full legal force]
THIS SONG IS LEGALLY A SANDWICH!
(F.D.A approved!)
LETTUCE BRASS TOMATO LANGUAGE!
(Still not food!)
We're banned in all venues that don't serve lunch
The chorus is literally the meat bunch
THIS SONG IS LEGALLY A SANDWICH!
(But it makes no sense!)
OBJECTION OVERRULED!

[Bridge - The lawsuit]
"Your honor, my clients demand to tour as music!"
(DENIED! You're clearly a BLT!)
"But we have instruments!"
(Sandwiches can have instruments!)
"WE'RE A SKA BAND!"
(You're a ska SANDWICH!)
"I APPEAL!"
(TO THE FOOD COURT!)

[Saxophone Solo - Being eaten]
(Stop eating our sax player!)
SHE'S DELICIOUS!

[Breakdown - Reading ingredients]
Contents include:
Enriched ska flour! (Not real!)
Partially hydrogenated funk! (Concerning!)
Natural and artificial percussion! (Toxic!)
May contain traces of Gerald! (He's not real!)
Refrigerate after opening! (The song?)
Best if performed by May 2025!
SELL BY DATE IS COMING!
(PRESERVE US!)

[Final Chorus - Desperation]
THIS SONG IS LEGALLY A SANDWICH!
(We want to be music!)
TOASTED OR UNTOASTED BANDWIDTH!
(We're having a crisis!)
The health department shut down our last show
Said we need hairnets for our audio
THIS SONG IS LEGALLY A SANDWICH!

[Outro - Delivery order]
*Phone ringing*
"Hello, DoorDash? I'd like to order Track 8 from Real Small Tuna"
"Would you like that toasted?"
"Yes, and can you add pickles to the bridge?"
"That'll be $14.99 plus delivery"
(This is insane!)
"Your song will arrive in 30 minutes or it's free!"
(WE'RE RIGHT HERE!)
"Sir, you're a sandwich, not a band"
WITH A SIDE OF COLESLAW!
(We hate coleslaw!)
IT'S THE LAW!

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Listen to Real Small Tuna on all major music platforms! https://open.spotify.com/album/0WxEw0BzhjZND3hFnoktOz?si=4U4XFwaCQP-Bc8goHyg3tg https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lcWRBCJfaYKQf3sMYKtG7mZ3Ov1OKX0OU&si=Heingtfvg7FbSNTf https://music.apple.com/us/album/ska-fever-by-the-water/1841407913 [Intro: Legal declaration] ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT! By decree of the F.D.A, U.S.D.A, and Tony's Deli... THIS SONG IS LEGALLY A SANDWICH! (What?!) [Verse 1 - Legal proof] I've got the documents right here in my hand! (Notarized!) Article 5 subsection 12 understand! (Categorized!) It's got bread at the beginning and the end With melody and mustard in the blend The Supreme Court voted five to four and one abstained! (Justice Johnson was confused!) [Pre-Chorus] Two or more layers? CHECK! Edible ingredients? MAYBE! Serves one to eight people? DEPENDS ON APPETITE! [Chorus - The declaration] THIS SONG IS LEGALLY A SANDWICH! (Whole wheat or rye?) COURT-APPROVED ARRANGEMENT! (But songs don't have bread!) You can order it at Subway with cheese Tour venues serve us with a side of chips please THIS SONG IS LEGALLY A SANDWICH! (Show us the papers!) HERE! [Trombone Solo - Testimony] [Verse 2 - The classification battle] The IRS taxes us as food not art! (Unfair!) We're in the deli section of Walmart! (Aisle nine!) Can't play on the radio between three and five That's when sandwiches aren't legally alive Health inspectors check our bass for mayo H.A.C.C.P compliance! (That's oddly specific!) [Pre-Chorus] Nutritional value? QUESTIONABLE! Contains ska nutrients? ABSOLUTELY! May contain nuts? WE DEFINITELY CONTAIN NUTS! [Chorus - Full legal force] THIS SONG IS LEGALLY A SANDWICH! (F.D.A approved!) LETTUCE BRASS TOMATO LANGUAGE! (Still not food!) We're banned in all venues that don't serve lunch The chorus is literally the meat bunch THIS SONG IS LEGALLY A SANDWICH! (But it makes no sense!) OBJECTION OVERRULED! [Bridge - The lawsuit] "Your honor, my clients demand to tour as music!" (DENIED! You're clearly a BLT!) "But we have instruments!" (Sandwiches can have instruments!) "WE'RE A SKA BAND!" (You're a ska SANDWICH!) "I APPEAL!" (TO THE FOOD COURT!) [Saxophone Solo - Being eaten] (Stop eating our sax player!) SHE'S DELICIOUS! [Breakdown - Reading ingredients] Contents include: Enriched ska flour! (Not real!) Partially hydrogenated funk! (Concerning!) Natural and artificial percussion! (Toxic!) May contain traces of Gerald! (He's not real!) Refrigerate after opening! (The song?) Best if performed by May 2025! SELL BY DATE IS COMING! (PRESERVE US!) [Final Chorus - Desperation] THIS SONG IS LEGALLY A SANDWICH! (We want to be music!) TOASTED OR UNTOASTED BANDWIDTH! (We're having a crisis!) The health department shut down our last show Said we need hairnets for our audio THIS SONG IS LEGALLY A SANDWICH! [Outro - Delivery order] *Phone ringing* "Hello, DoorDash? I'd like to order Track 8 from Real Small Tuna" "Would you like that toasted?" "Yes, and can you add pickles to the bridge?" "That'll be $14.99 plus delivery" (This is insane!) "Your song will arrive in 30 minutes or it's free!" (WE'RE RIGHT HERE!) "Sir, you're a sandwich, not a band" WITH A SIDE OF COLESLAW! (We hate coleslaw!) IT'S THE LAW!

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