[Chorus: Lovestruck barnstorming male rock singer, barnstorming, belted, full band] Worst idea we ever had Best mistake I ever made Do it again, do it worse Worst idea, you go first [Verse 1: Lovestruck barnstorming male rock singer, barnstorming, loud] Number one, we built a boat out of a door from the dump Painted Unsinkable on the side with a can of Hunt Club green Pushed it off the dock at noon and the whole thing went thump Nine minutes later we were swimming for the reeds You came up laughing with a lily on your head Spitting lake and yelling, that was beautiful, do it again I knew right there in the water what my mama would have said That girl is trouble, and I'm in it to the end [Chorus: Lovestruck barnstorming male rock singer, barnstorming, belted, full band] Worst idea we ever had Best mistake I ever made Do it again, do it worse Worst idea, you go first [Verse 2: Lovestruck barnstorming male rock singer, barnstorming, rowdier] Number nine, we bought a goat off a man at a gas station Named him Pastor Dave and he ate the seat belts in the truck Number fourteen, got thrown out of the aquarium for naming The shark after your uncle and the guard said, out of luck Number twenty, threw a dart at the road atlas on the wall Spent a weekend in a town with one stoplight and a bar Every number on the fridge list, I'd do every one of them all Every bruise I ever got was just a map of where we are [Chorus: Lovestruck barnstorming male rock singer, barnstorming, belted, full band] Worst idea we ever had Best mistake I ever made Do it again, do it worse Worst idea, you go first [Bridge: Lovestruck barnstorming male rock singer, ring in the tackle box, barnstorming, quiet then the whole band blowing open] Number thirty-one, I wrote it small where you can't see End of the dock where the boat went down Open up the tackle box and there's a ring in the lure tray Tash, I got the worst idea yet, marry me [Verse 3: Lovestruck barnstorming male rock singer, barnstorming, loud, ringing guitars] You said that's the worst idea that you ever heard Then you jumped off the dock and pulled me in with you Came up spitting lake again and you yelled out the word Yes, you idiot, you dummy, yes, I do Pastor Dave was at the altar chewing on the lace and veil Wait, no, I'm getting ahead, but that's number thirty-two Write it on the fridge list, Tash, and then we'll set the sail On a brand new door from the dump, just me and you [Chorus: Lovestruck barnstorming male rock singer, barnstorming, belted, full band] Worst idea we ever had Best mistake I ever made Do it again, do it worse Worst idea, you go first [Outro: Lovestruck barnstorming male rock singer, barnstorming, guitars ring out] Thirty-two You go first [End]