(I Can’t Get No) Reaction

[INTRO - infectious raw, fuzzy guitar riff - continues throughout the song] ... ... ... ... [Verse 1 - infectious beat and vi] I can’t get no.. kind of reaction, I can’t get no.. sweet reaction, ’Cause I scroll and I scroll and I scroll and I scroll, But the memes all look the same, Every trend’s got a name, It’s nostalgia in a loop — same frame, different chain, I can’t get no - Oh no no no! No reaction at all- NO NO NO! [Chorus - catchy] Hey, hey, hey — endlessly scrolling away, I try and I try and I try and I try, I can’t get no, I can’t get no… reaction. [Verse 2] When I’m ridin’ in my feed, And a post comes on to tease, Talkin’ ’bout “so authentic,” But it’s branded, clean, aesthetic, And it tells me “Be yourself!” while they sell me the same shelf, I can’t get no - Oh no no no! No sweet reaction - no no no! [Chorus - catchy] Hey, hey, hey — endlessly scrolling away, I try and I try and I try and I try, I can’t get no, I can’t get no… reaction. [Verse 3] When I’m streamin’ all the night, And my brain’s on low-watt light, And I’m thinkin’ to myself, “Man, this used to feel all right,” But the vibe’s gone outta style, yeah, it’s just another file. I can’t get no - Oh no no no! No reaction at all- Whoaa ...! [Chorus – extended] Hey, hey, hey — endlessly scrolling away, I can’t get no — connection, attention, affection, or conviction, ’Cause I try and I try and I try and I try… I can’t get no! I can’t get no! Reaction! [OUTRO ad-lib à la Jagger with repeat lines and fading yelps] ... ... ... ... ... ... ... [END]