**Flash (Parody of "Flash" by Queen – Toilet Edition)** *Verse 1:* He’s a fast guy, runs like the wind, But right now, he’s got a problem, my friend, Barry Allen, gotta find a loo, Desperate times, oh what to do? *Chorus:* Flash! (Ahhh) Where’s the nearest restroom, oh no! Flash! (Ahhh) Gotta go fast, don’t you know? Flash! (Ahhh) Racing through the streets, oh dear, Flash! (Ahhh) Hope a toilet’s somewhere near! *Verse 2:* Foes are waiting, but he’s in a bind, Stuck in traffic, can’t leave this behind, Reverse-Flash smirking, Zoom’s in the chase, But Barry’s got a real urgent case! *Chorus:* Flash! (Ahhh) Where’s the nearest restroom, oh no! Flash! (Ahhh) Gotta go fast, don’t you know? Flash! (Ahhh) Racing through the streets, oh dear, Flash! (Ahhh) Hope a toilet’s somewhere near! *Bridge:* In the speed force, he took a break, Thought he’d grab a snack, but for goodness’ sake! Faster than light? Not when you’re pressed, Superhero life? He’s feeling stressed! *Verse 3:* Oh, he’s got super speed, or so they claim, But now he’s wandering, it’s so lame! Villains laughing, “Where’s the Flash?” He’s searching for a loo, gotta make a dash! *Chorus:* Flash! (Ahhh) Where’s the nearest restroom, oh no! Flash! (Ahhh) Gotta go fast, don’t you know? Flash! (Ahhh) Racing through the streets, oh dear, Flash! (Ahhh) Hope a toilet’s somewhere near! *Outro:* Flash! (Ahhh) He’s the king of bathroom desperation, Flash! (Ahhh) Speeding now, it’s a race against frustration! Flash! (Ahhh) He’s the hero on a rushed crusade, Flash! (Ahhh) Finding relief, he’ll never trade! *sound of pissing* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
