[Verse] Melancholy from dusk til dawn It's blue out here in the big old blue People think I look woebegone Cause I lay and wait, not much to do [Prechorus] But please don't get me wrong I love being a wobbegong [Verse] People think it's okay to question Do the drapes match the carpet shark? But here's a good suggestion Shove off with your damn remarks [prechorus] I’m the one they like to sabotage But underneath all of my camouflage [buildup] [Chorus] I'm still a fearsome carnivore Of Orectolobidae And killing things, I so adore And I am hungry again today Carnage, gore and death galore If you need a bloodbath, and beyond I'm definitely the guarantor Because I'm a wobbegong [Verse] Yes, I have a shaggy beard And people call me carpet muncher But I am still the one to fear Cause my jaw is still a cruncher Is that blood that I am smelling? I’m over here a-scuppering Cause you know I’m bottom-dwelling Advantageous for a suppering [Prechorus] Body flat, and tail is long I’m the perfect wobbegong [Chorus] I'm still cruel and sadistic Like most other Chondrichthyes I might look pessimistic If you could see past my disguise Carnage, gore and death galore And I’ve been hiding all along Better hope I never go ashore Because I'm a wobbegong
