[Verse 1] Big Swiss giant dropped a mint dial Now the forums go wild for a while Saying nobody else can touch the shade Like a legal monopoly on the paint they made They claim they invented the ocean blue As if the sky had to answer to you [Chorus] Pastel copyright, don’t sue me tonight We’re just matching our socks to our time It’s a pistachio panic, a mint-green fuss ’Cause a handful of pigment is scaring the big guys Pastel copyright, hold on to your crown It’s just turquoise, it’s not yours alone now [Verse 2] Now poor Christopher’s caught in the crossfire again Just releasing some teal for the working-class men "Oh, they copied the king!" all the influencers cried While the lawyers sit back with a smirk and a ride Look, I love a nice dial, I respect a grand price But trademarking sunshine? Now that isn't nice [Chorus] Pastel copyright, don’t sue me tonight We’re just matching our socks to our time It’s a pistachio panic, a mint-green fuss ’Cause a handful of pigment is scaring the big guys Pastel copyright, hold on to your crown It’s just turquoise, it’s not yours alone now [Bridge] Next week they’ll patent the tick of the second hand Claiming the rotation belongs to the motherland If I paint my fence salmon, will I get a subpoena? From the big boys sitting in Geneva? [Guitar Solo] [Chorus] Pastel copyright, don’t sue me tonight We’re just matching our socks to our time It’s a pistachio panic, a mint-green fuss ’Cause a handful of pigment is scaring the big guys Pastel copyright, hold on to your crown It’s just turquoise, it’s not yours alone now [Outro] Keep your mint dials Keep your legal briefs It’s just color, man Breathe [Fade Out]
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