Harvest Moon Shenanigans

[Verse 1] I woke up late, the rooster’s gone, The cows are playing tag on the neighbor’s lawn. My dog brought me socks, but I needed boots, And my chickens are strutting in three-piece suits. [Chorus] Oh, farm shenanigans, they never end, From sunup to sundown, the chaos ascends. With crops that dance and cows that sing, Life on the farm is a curious thing. [Verse 2] The mayor wants cabbage, the sprite wants tea, But I’m still fishing boots from the bottom of the sea. The blacksmith’s smirking; my hoe broke in two, Now he’s charging me triple for something “brand new.” [Bridge] The festivals are crazy, but I’m always late, Missed the flower dance while I fixed the gate. The goddess said, “You’ll do just fine,” Then she turned my turnips into moonshine. [Verse 3] I gave the rancher a bag of corn, Now he’s acting like I cured a storm. The librarian smiled when I brought her a book, But then she whispered, “Next time, try a fish on the hook.” [Chorus] Oh, farm shenanigans, they’re wild and weird, Where logic takes a holiday and fun is revered. From racing a goat to fixing a swing, Life on the farm is a curious thing. [Verse 4] The carpenter’s stuck ‘cause she ran out of wood, So I chopped down a tree right where she stood. She said, “Thanks for the lumber, but next time beware, That tree was my office and my favorite chair!” [Bridge 2] My sheep started knitting, the alpacas paint, And my horse is convinced he’s a saint. But the valley’s still shining, the fields still bloom, Even when the pig’s tap-dancing in my room. [Outro] So here’s to the chaos, the farmyard bliss, Where every day’s madness you don’t want to miss. With crops to plant and bells to ring, Farm shenanigans are my favorite thing!