A Rat and Monkey married and they had a Dog, A Dog and Tiger married and they had a Pig, A Pig and Rabbit married and they had a Horse: It's the Chinese Zodiac of course! A Horse and Tiger married and they had a Goat, A Goat and Rooster married and they had a Snake, A Snake and Dragon married and they had a Ox: It's the Chinese Zodiac it Rocks! Yes my darling I'm a Pig, But not 'cause of the things I did. You my darling you're a Dog, And that's neither right nor wrong. It's not our fault, It's the years we were born in And what we will turn into. It's not our fault, It's the years we were born in And what we will turn into. A Rat and Monkey married and they had a Dog, A Dog and Tiger married and they had a Pig, A Pig and Rabbit married and they had a Horse: It's the Chinese Zodiac of course! Yes my darling I'm a Snake, It's the role I have to take. You my darling You're a Rat, You can't do nothin' about that. It's not our fault, It's the years we were born in And what we will turn into. So you quit your braggin', We know you're a Dragon And none but the best will do. Yeah you quit your braggin', We know you're a Dragon, Born in 1952 That's the Chinese Zodiac for you! Yee Haw! Ni How! Y'All come back!
