[Verse 1] Said “one or two, I’m fine” Next thing, ten ducks in a line Bartender grinning, “You’re a star” Stamps my hand with a little yellow car And a duck float crown on my head Guess that’s how legends get made [Chorus] Things got out of hand at The Pond Martini Bar Rubber ducks everywhere, I’m dancing on the bar Sipping something blue from a bathtub jar Quack-choir singing, “Who gave her the card?” Oh man Things got out of hand at The Pond Martini Bar [Verse 2] Ordered “just water, I swear” They serve it in a fishbowl with a flare Tiny duck lifeguard riding on the ice Winks at me once, then winks me twice Now I’m slow-dancing with the neon sign To a crowd of ducks in a conga line (hey!) [Chorus] Things got out of hand at The Pond Martini Bar Rubber ducks everywhere, I’m dancing on the bar Tuxedo on top, flip-flops in a jar Phone full of selfies with the bathroom art Oh man Things got out of hand at The Pond Martini Bar [Bridge] Woke up, shower full of floaties Wallet stuffed with drink “trophies” Stamp on my cheek says “Duck VIP” Who invented last night? ‘Cause it wasn’t me (no way) [Chorus] Things got out of hand at The Pond Martini Bar Rubber ducks everywhere, I’m dancing on the bar Signed a coaster “love, your future star” Uber driver yelling “get out of my yard!” Oh man Things got out of hand at The Pond Martini Bar
