NewfieLand Shenanigans

(Verse 1) I woke up this mornin' to a screech and a roar, Newfie buys fishin' right outside my door, Cod in the boat, and the beer's on ice, Come on now, buy, Newfie life is nice! We’ve got jigs in the kitchen, partridge on the go, A little bit of Newfie screech don’t ya know? "Stay where you’re to, 'til I comes where ya’re at,” Every Newfie’s got a story or a yarn to chat! (Chorus) Newfie this, Newfie that, Out on the rock with my sou’wester hat, Kiss the cod, don’t be shy, You’re a Newfie now, come give it a try! From St. John's to Cod roy, we’re wild and grand, There ain't no place like Newfoundland! (Verse 2) They say we’re crazy, we’re just a tad bit bold, But Newfie winters make us tough in the cold, Snow up to my armpits, but the party don’t stop, cause Newfie clears the way, straight to the top! My cousin’s got a boat named S.S. Not-a-Clue, Out on the bay, “What’s that rock I just flew?” We’ve got potholes deeper than the Grand Banks trench, But a true Newfie knows how to dodge every inch! (Chorus) Newfie this, Newfie that, Out on the rock with my sou’wester hat, Kiss the cod, don’t be shy, You’re a Newfie now, come give it a try! From St. John's to cod roy, we’re wild and grand, There ain't no place like New found land! (Bridge) Oh, the winds they blow, and the fog it rolls, But a Newfie never loses their way or their soul, With a fiddle in hand and a jig on me feet, Life on the rock just can’t be beat! (Chorus) Newfie this, Newfie that, Out on the rock with my sou’wester hat, Kiss the cod, don’t be shy, You’re a Newfie now, come give it a try! From St. John's to cod roy we’re wild and grand, There ain't no place like New found land! (Outro) So raise your glass and sing with pride, Newfie b’ys and gals are wild worldwide! With a laugh and a yarn, we’ll never be bland, 'Cause there ain't no place like New found land!