[Verse 1] I walked in all polite Brady bunches everywhere You gave me that look And I was like, what’s up Jan..? *nervous laughter* I ask you how’s your mom? How’s karate? Did you see Tom Brady? [Skeptical] Did you see him at Pilates? I swear at every party It’s the weird lil’ shade It’s your little side eye It’s the tension in the air I’m standing by the table Just trying to be cool You keep acting brand new Like I did something to you? [Pre-Chorus] But like, I guess I’ll laugh? I guess I’ll let it slide Like, I guess I’ll keep the peace So you don’t fuck up my vibe Ignorance sleeps well Wrapped in bliss You told everyone I should tone it down a bit? [Chorus] Sure, Jan Say it with your chest Sure, Jan I’m amused, I guess? I was kind You were shady Be honest Are you jealous of me? [Verse 2] Now your friends all lean in So thirsty for the tea I’m sitting here charming While you’re making it weird We posed for a photo Retook it ’cause you freaked Then you begged me to send them On your hands and knees You frame me like I’m a weirdo When I’m clearly the favorite That’s wild to watch You make this way too dramatic I’m not a scandal I’m not some headline I just showed up You seem offended easily? [Pre-Chorus] But like, I guess I’ll laugh? I guess I’ll let it slide Like, I guess I’ll keep the peace So you don’t fuck up our vibe You’re so unaware Like this doesn’t exist You told everyone I should get over it? [Chorus] Sure, Jan Say it with your chest Sure, Jan I’m amused, I guess? I was kind You were shady Keep your little movie Bitch I know me [Bridge] Funny how it goes You smile under your shade I keep it real nice That’s the part you hate I don’t need the drama I don’t need the fix I like myself too much To spiral over this [Final Chorus] Sure, Jan Say it with your chest Sure, Jan I’m amused, I guess? I was kind You made me a villain I stayed real You played a victim Sure, Jan Say it with your chest Sure, Jan I’m amused, I guess? I’m so kind You’re just shadyyyyyy Sure, Jan.
