[Verse 1] On a spaceship named Fury Close to Alpha Centoori He stopped in an orbiting bar There was a girl there from Klingon And she didn't have a thing on He was lonesome from roaming the stars The last thing on his mind was cheating this time Hell, they weren't even from the same space But she started looking and he started cooking He was ten trillion miles from home base [Chorus] Cheating somewhere on a rendezvous star Light years from home in a satellite bar He was lonesome as hell from the star-dusted traaaaail And his wife was still light years away [verse 2] Yeah, when he got home, he knew something was wrong He felt it right when he walked in Cause she started to curse, it's a small universe And I know just right where you've been He said, honey, don't start fuming Hell, the girl wasn't human Then his wife kicked him right in the shin He said I'm not to blame, that Klingon's insane She attacked me with HER sideways grin [Chorus] Cheating somewhere on a rendezvous star Light years from home in a satellite bar He was lonesome as hell and he thought he was saaaaafe Because his wife was still light years away [Outro] Yeah His wife was still light years away!!
