Parody of "Sober" by AVIS [Verse 1] In the back of my van With a glove in my hand Yeah, I say I’m a licensed prober (Mmm) In the back of the clinic Hear a kazoo when I spin it Now I’m tripping over my roller My roller [Pre-Chorus] Doc, when you’re unsteady You make it confetti [Chorus] You, you only want the prober when he’s sober You only want the prober not hungover You only want the prober when he’s sober You, you only want him when the room’s calm Not juggling tools like a sitcom No composure You, you only want the prober when he’s sober (When he’s sober) (When he’s sober) (You only want the prober when he’s sober) [Verse 2] Now I’m wheeling a chair But it’s going nowhere ‘Cause the brakes are reversed or missing (Oh no) Got a chart upside down Wearing scrubs like a clown And I think I just signed a permission …for a mission (ha ha) [Pre-Chorus] Doc, when you’re unsteady You make it confetti [Chorus] You, you only want the prober when he’s sober You only want the prober not hungover You only want the prober when he’s sober You, you only want him when the room’s calm Not humming loud with a boom box on No composure You, you only want the prober when he’s sober (When he’s sober) (When he’s sober) (You only want the prober when he’s sober) (You only want the prober when he’s sober) [Bridge – extra chaos moment] Rubber duck in the sink (why?) Disco ball starts to blink (no!) Nurse says, “Doc, what’s that drink?” He says, “Juice… I think?” [Outro] When he’s messed up then it’s all wrong When he’s messed up then it’s all wrong Yeah, you only want the prober when he’s sober (You only want the prober when he’s sober) (You only want the prober when he’s sober) (You only want the prober when he’s sober) (You only want the prober when he’s sober)
