[Dramatic Announcer] "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the main event of the evening! In the red corner, the electrifying force of nature, 'The Wet Circuit!'" [Crowd cheering] [Wild Applause] [Dramatic Announcer] "And in the blue corner, He's just over 5 feet tall and weighing 275 pounds, the relentless, the fearsome, Tony the Troll" [Crowd Hiss] [Crowd Boo] [Bell Sounds] [Referee] "Alright, I want a good, clean fight. Touch gloves and come out swinging!" [Female] "Tony, you're about to get short-circuited! This ring isn't big enough for the both of us!" [Villain, Male] "Hah! You think you can take me down? You're nothing but a drip in the ocean, Wet Circuit!" [Female] "Talk all you want, Troll, but when the voltage hits, you'll be wishing you stayed under that bridge!" [Excited, Commentator] ... Wet is delivering a series of punches. Tony the Troll trys with a heavy body slam... but seems his keyboard warrior days have taken away from his athleticism! [Female] "Is that all you got? Time to reveal my true power! You're in my territory now!" [Villain, Male] "You call that power? Let me show you what real power feels like!" [Excited, Commentator] Wet has just delivered a thunderous clothesline! Tony is not just out of clean clothes, he's down hard in his parents basement just like he's is down hard on the ground right now! [Crowd Roar], [Crowd Cheer] [Villain, Male] (oooof) "Ugh, you just got lucky! This isn't over!" [Female] "Luck has nothing to do with it, Troll! It's all about timing, skill and precision! THINGS YOU LACK!" [Excited, Commentator] The troll is struggling to his feet, will he attempt a surprise attack? No! Wet Circuit ducks and counters with a lightning-fast spinning kick!! Tony has gone crashing into the ropes! [Villain, Male] No it can't be! Is that the the final circuit breaker?!" [Excited, Commentator] It's her signature move, the 'Circuit Breaker' Time-out powerbomb. [Crowd Chanting] "Wet Circuit! (Wet Circuit!) ((powerbomb!)) Wet Circuit! (Wet Circuit!) ((powerbomb!) [Shouting, Referee] "One! Two! Three!" [Bell Sounds] [Announcer, Sports Announcement] "And the winner, by pinfall, The Wet Circuit!" [Female] "That's right, baby! Tony the Troll just got washed away by the power of the Wet Circuit! Who's next?" [Villain, Male] "This isn't over, Wet Circuit. I'll be back, stronger than ever!" [Female] "Bring it on, Troll. Anytime, anywhere, anyplace...!"
