[Verse 1] Three sailors were far out at sea Their fishing ship an ordinary vessel In their net, a startling surprise A strange creature did nestle It was something never seen They could only feed it bread It looked just like an octopus But attached were eight goose heads [Pre-Chorus] They found Octo-goose Coming to a town near you [Chorus] There's a new pet on the loose It'll nip you in the caboose It would even scare a moose It's Octo-goose If you ever need some cheer Your new friend could be here It will fill you full of fear It's Octo-goose [Drop] [Instrumental Interlude] [Verse 2] They brought it back to the mainland But with eight quick nips of the hand Using this chance, made a deft escape Into the forest to cloak its shape Now on the loose completely alone With current whereabouts unknown It could be lurking in your city With eight heads watching you [Chorus] There's a new pet on the loose It'll nip you in the caboose It would even scare a moose It's Octo-goose If you ever need some cheer Your new friend could be here It will fill you full of fear It's Octo-goose [Drop] [Instrumental Interlude] [Bridge] HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! [Drop] [Instrumental Interlude] [Bridge] HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! [Chorus] There's a new pet on the loose It'll nip you right in the caboose It would even scare a moose It's Octo-goose If you ever need some cheer Your new friend could be here It will fill you full of fear It's Octo-goose [Instrumental Outro] [Ending]