[Verse] The stage is set The lights are dimmed Everyone's rushing in Excitement brimmed But little did we know What awaited ahead A concert turned carnival of the things we dread [Verse 2] Packed like sardines Shoulder to shoulder But soon the audience started to smolder A smell from the food booths Creeping through the air Bad choices were made And what a nightmare [Chorus] Farting Pooping Throwing up galore The concert turned into a gastro war Evacuated quickly A massive exodus Never had a concert been so tumultuous
