Bored outta my mind, To-do list complete. Caffeinated and restless, Time to hit the street. Got a full tank of gas, That should help time pass. No destination in hand I jump in the van. Nothing much has changed, Just trees growing thicker. The Johnsons got a new drive, Mary’s porch slicker, looks like wicker. I’ve been here awhile, Most roads worn thin. I’ve run the gamut, Need somewhere to begin. Craving adventure, I turn down a dirt road. No more asphalt, Gravel rumbles, time erodes. I'm seven miles in To a place I've never been It's so peaceful, serene Like a movie scene. Off in the distance, A heavenly vision The home from my dreams Man cave, three baths, epic kitchen I Cross over a bridge, Pull in to the drive I hit a bump My eyes open wide It was all just a dream, I'm still on the couch. Keys in my hand, Still a grouch.
