
DO NOT REDEEM (indian accent)
[Verse 1] আরে মা’আমি, দেখো না... Hello ma’am, I aaam caalling from your bank, There is virus in your card, you must act, please act! Go to Walmarrt, buy the card, Apple or Google, doesn’t matter, fast yaar! She saying, “Waiit, I check my purse,” My soul going out––this can’t get worse. [Pre-Chorus] Ma’am listen please, I am genuine guy, From Microsofft, not RBI. Your system infected, I swear on chai, But first you go Wallmart, gift card buy. (DO NOT REDEEM MA'AM!) NOoooO! She pressed REDEEM! [Chorus] DO NOT REDEEM MA'AM! My izzat, my dream! Now my job is fever dream, My crypto wallet just a meme. DO NOT REDEEM MA'AM! I said, DO NOT REDEEM MA'AM! Forty minute sweet talk scam, Now gone like Telegram spam. Now gone like Telegram spam. Now gone like Telegram spam. Now gone like Now gone like Telegram spam. [Verse 2 - rap] আরে মা’আমি, দেখো না... Boss shouting from next cubicle, “अरे, क्या कर रहे हो! फिर से निशाना चूक गया!” 40 calls, no payout yet, 46 day KYC set. In fake account, BTC, Boss seyh “अरे, क्या कर रहे हो! फिर से निशाना चूक गया!, G!” Every old lady, my destinee, But they all press redeem––why me?! [Bridge] Maa… main scammer nahi tha, Bas thoda desperate tha... Gift card mila, par redeem hua, Life ne bhi mujhe block kiya… (DO NOT REDEEM MA'AM!) NoooOO! She pressed REDEEM! [Final Chorus] DO NOT REDEEM MA'AM! my izzat, my dreaaam! Now my job is fever dream, My crypto wallet just a meme. DO NOT REDEEM MA'AM! I said, DO NOT REDEEM MA'AM! 40 minute sweet talk scam, Now gone like Telegram spam. Now gone like Telegram spam. Now gone like Telegram spam. Now gone like Now gone like Telegram spam. [Outro] Hello… ma’am? Yes… this is technical support. There is virus in your card, please act… please act… Please… DO NOT REDEEM.

