[Intro] Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh Nevuh Feawr! “Duh Sharw-if iz herer” [Hook 1] Uh Derp Derp Derppitty Derpitty Derp Duh-Duh Derpy Uh Derp-Derp Dirppitty Doo Do-Do Do-Do Doo Uh Derp Derp Derppitty Derpitty Dee Duh-Duh Derpy And-Uh Derp-Derp Dirppitty You You You You-You You You Hay! [Verse 1] Cuz I hav Ben dare-whoa-Ohhh Dare Oh I hav Ben bovering You-eww I done pooled U ovuh for uh-no-ther parwking clothe-sure Getta tick-it if U klick-it Anna Soh-Door And dew bedduh nah be laffin’ at may Imma King of-all-thuh tings dat chew C I’m thuh Sharw-if of duh Men-es-sota “And I am here for thee” [Hook 2] Uh Derp Derp Derppitty Derpitty Derp Duh-Duh Derpy Uh Derp-Derp Dirppitty Doo Do-Do Do-Do Doo Uh Derp Derp Derppitty Derpitty Dee Duh-Duh Derpy And-Uh Derp-Derp Dirppitty You You You You-You You You [Verse 2] I go two eatta atta quackuh-barwel Oh down duh stweet I go tuh eatta enough-uh food-uh For-uh U en Me I gets-uh happy and-suh flappy In-muh Fan Tuh See I row-sum taffy en I laugh-E Down N’ Ten-uh-see Now pwease now will you Re Spect May I’m duh sharw-if of-duh You Es Aye “Famed Derp-uh-witz Jay” Okay! [Hook 3] Uh Derp Derp Derppitty Derpitty Derp Duh-Duh Derpy Uh Derp-Derp Dirppitty Doo Do-Do Do-Do Doo Uh Derp Derp Derppitty Derpitty Dee Duh-Duh Derpy And-Uh Derp-Derp Dirppitty You You You You-You You You [Outro] Now pwease take me too all-yer virgin wuv-uh’s I am here to make-uh duh sex wit chew [End Song]
