V1 You always know just what to say When you’re backed into a corner Turn them tears on like a spigot Like some Oscar winnin’ performer I’ve heard “baby, please believe me” Run outta your mouth time after time Now you might wanna listen up To what’s ‘bout to come walkin’ outta mine CH Can’t keep pourin’ those pretty promises And expect the lies not to burn Can’t keep servin’ shots of “I’m sorry” Til I swallow that “I forgive you” worm Girl I’m past my alibi limit Been drunk on ‘em one too many times So you can keep your bottle of B.S. Nah I ain’t drinkin’ tonight V2 Nights might change, but story’s the same Like I ain’t heard it all before Got your reasons already lined up B’fore you ever come through that door But tonight somethin’s different It ain’t you, so it must be me Those same lame lines ain’t landin’ Now that the signs are plain to see CH Can’t keep pourin’ those pretty promises And expect the lies not to burn Can’t keep servin’ shots of “I’m sorry” Til I swallow that “I forgive you” worm Girl I’m past my alibi limit Been drunk on ‘em one too many times So you can keep your bottle of B.S. Nah I ain’t drinkin’ tonight BR Well guess I finally learned Love’ll make a fool turn a blind eye And as thirsty as I might be I ain’t drinkin’ tonight LAST CH No you can’t keep pourin’ those pretty promises And expect the lies not to burn Can’t keep servin’ shots of “I’m sorry” Til I swallow that “I forgive you” worm Girl I’m past my alibi limit Been drunk on ‘em one too many times So you can keep your bottle of B.S. Nah I ain’t drinkin’ tonight Yeah you can keep your bottle of B.S. Nah I ain’t drinkin’ tonight… I ain’t drinkin’ tonight…ain’t drinkin’ tonight…