Denture Deal

Two little greys walked in To the dentist's office No shine, no grin Just moon-face and silence The desk lady blinked The tray went still They looked so serious Like a business deal Then the dentist leaned in close With a plastic case in hand Said, "I got two spare sets If you can understand" Denture deal, denture deal Say yes, say yes, say yes Denture deal, denture deal Now they smile like a mess No teeth? Fix that Quick, quick, quick Now the little greys grin Like they hit the jackpot [Denture deal] [Denture deal] He popped them in gently With a tiny little click One alien said, "Wow" The other said, "Pick me, pick me" They practiced in the mirror By the framed diplomas Showing off their new teeth Like they owned the plaza The dentist wrote the bill They signed with happy hands Best trade in the galaxy Best in all the lands Denture deal, denture deal Say yes, say yes, say yes Denture deal, denture deal Now they smile like a mess No teeth? Fix that Quick, quick, quick Now the little greys grin Like they hit the jackpot [Denture deal] [Denture deal] Now every day they beam At the checkout line With their Hollywood grin When the receipt looks fine The dentist gets referrals From Mars to Main Street "Bring your toothless cousins We got a perfect fit" Denture deal, denture deal Say yes, say yes, say yes Denture deal, denture deal Now they smile like a mess No teeth? Fix that Quick, quick, quick Now the little greys grin Like they hit the jackpot [Denture deal] [Denture deal] Smiling every day