Psycho-Exile

[Intro] Well hello boys 'n girls it's time to get around To telling you all about the coolest cat around Born up in a forest he was shit outta luck When they learned he was a null well his parents said fuck See his ears were pointy and long but he couldn't embrace The magic of his people so he was a disgrace "So we threw him out!" That's who this story is about! [Verse] Two years later some men tied him to a rock Brought out the knives and well, at least they left his... Sock (Sorry folks!) So gashed up and a-bleedin' they booted him out Exiled him and when he asked for help they said 'you'll have to do without' So he wandered 'round the forest till he found A cabin at the edge and then he heard a sound Sounded like a woman screaming her lungs out... That's not who this story's about! [Instrumental] [Chorus] Psychic exile! Been an outcast, an orphan, a clerk and a merc! Well he's seen some shit there's no way to deny He's a big bad merc and one helluva guy! [Instrumental] [Verse] Twenty years later he made somethin' of himself! From an orphan the psychic law clerk elf! He had it all, he had it great! But too bad for him, that dirty bitch fate Had something else for him in wait... Nothing but a grocery run Ruined by some good-for-nothing punks with a gun The bullets went a-flyin' and he took cover Disintegrated one, TK broke another He took off a'running and the rest followed More bullets dodged and then their brains he hollowed But little did he know That he'd put on too much of a show And now of their deaths their parents know Too bad for him they held a bit of power (Too much) And when his day in court came the judge and jury they did shower With money and threats His face full of regrets When he realized that this judge was a corrupt ass motherfucker He felt like a sucker Death row, huh. Just great. Go fuck yourself, fate! Trapped in a prison with no way out That's who this story is about! [Chorus] Psychic exile! Been an outcast, an orphan, a clerk and a merc! Well he's seen some shit there's no way to deny He's a big bad merc and one helluva guy! [Instrumental] [Outro] Well luckily for him his plight was believed A government from afar needed muscle and so his sentence was relieved He would be free If he joined their team of four - wait no three And when you choose between death or fighting Well at least one of those choices is exciting One mission later and free he was But as it turned out he liked their cause So he stuck around as a team leader without doubt That's who this story is about! [Chorus] Psychic exile! Been an outcast, an orphan, a clerk and a merc! Well he's seen some shit there's no way to deny He's a big bad merc and one helluva guy!