I ran the numbers on your smile Cross-referenced it with style The data shows you're off the charts You put the "ex" in "extra" sweetheart I made a graph of how I feel The y-axis broke — this love is real My heart was just a formula Til you came and broke the code Now all my calculations Are going into overload This is spreadsheet love Putting the Excel in excellent Every cell is full of us You're my favorite document I'll never hit delete You make my data complete This is spreadsheet love And baby, you're my highest function I made a pie chart of your laugh Divided up my better half You SUM up everything I need You're the VLOOKUP guaranteed I tried to SORT out what this means But love don't fit in rows and screens My heart was just a formula Til you came and broke the code Now all my calculations Are going into overload This is spreadsheet love Putting the Excel in excellent Every cell is full of us You're my favorite document I'll never hit delete You make my data complete This is spreadsheet love And baby, you're my highest function I've analyzed a million things But nothing quite computes The way you make my logic sing My proof needs no refutes You're the CONSTANT in my chaos The answer I can't solve Some things don't need a formula Just someone to love This is spreadsheet love Putting the Excel in excellent Every cell is full of us You're my favorite document I'll never hit delete You make my data complete This is spreadsheet love And baby, you're my highest function Ctrl-S, saving you forever Ctrl-S, saving us together Baby, you're my highest function
