Lyrics co-written by My Yeena (Me), Gemini (Google), Grok (xAI), Copilot (Microsoft), & ReMi (Suno) ©2026 - My Yeena https://suno.com/@my_yeena 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 [Intro] Draw back... Take aim… LET 'ER FLY!!! [blast beats high-speed galloping guitar riff!!!] (🐎) [Verse 1] I was a bad girl, even as a child, everyone told me, (well,) "If you don’t sit still, be quiet, act straight, you'll rot in Hell!" [voice switches to sweet, mocking innocence] But they didn't care, ye' see, → I was an outcast by the time that my sister was born, So, I didn't wanna play unicorn. (🦄) [voice switches to sweet, mocking innocence] Just a JOEY - nada juvenile trophy, → My Mom and teachers didn't want to understand me, I wasn't even a JILL yet, you really can't blame me. I liked bugs and girls in pretty dresses, Drawlin' comic books and my weird obsessions. [Verse 2] [voice switches to sweet, mocking innocence] But my ther-a-pist, SHE, → Said, "Write it by hand, make amends, be a better girl." So, I sat on the porch with my crooked grin, Pennin' apologies on rotten skin… Kissed the STEM and gave 'em a hurl! [Chorus 1] I’m Sorry Pumpkin! I’m Sorry Pumpkin! (Sorry!) I’m Sorry Pumpkin! Hold still, honey, here it COMES, right to the chin! Read it and duck, it’s gonna HIT somethin'! I’m Sorry Pumpkin! I’m Sorry Pumpkin! (Hey!) So, c'mon and confess, lyin' is a SIN, Catch it if you can, I'm lobin' another one in! [feral opossum psychobilly-style howl] So, ah, ah, ah, aohw, aohw, aohw, Aohw, aohw, aohw, So, aohw, aohw, aohw… [Verse 3] For every bully that laughed, till they caught one in the ribs, For my math's teacher gradin' CURVES, the principal's lil fibs... [voice switches to sweet, mocking innocence] I'm deeply, truly sor-ry, → Nobody thought I would find my way… to Gary's house party, Where boys in letter jackets played games with passed-out GIRLS! [voice switches to sweet, questioning innocence] Why'd saving HER, not save me? → [Chorus 2] I’m Sorry Pumpkin! I’m Sorry Pumpkin! (Sorry!) I’m Sorry Pumpkin! Every single "sor-ry" the CLINIC made me write, I launched 'em off the overpass into the NIGHT! [feral opossum psychobilly-style howl] So, ah, ah, ah, aohw, aohw… [Bridge: tempo chugs heavier, vocals grow more sincere] Maybe healin' looks like this, A rotten fruit with perfect twist. Maybe hidin' what happens in the halls, To protect their golden idols from the FALL. Maybe the biggest menace in this town, Is just a girl who saw the truth. Maybe the truth is afraid to show her face, And maybe I'm makin' more mistakes… [Refrain: half-spoken, regretful] It, was… just one little THWAP… eh-heh-he. → [Final Chorus: full band explosion] I’m Sorry Pumpkin! I’m Sorry Pumpkin! (Hey!) So, I hit the window, hit the PANE! Tried to fix the HURT and made a stain… [Post-Final Chorus] If forgiveness has a SHAPE and SIZE, Mine COMES smashed with apple FLIEs… (Buz buz! 🪰) [Instrumental Intermission: explosive psychobilly punk rock] [Outro: mischievous grin audible in the vocal] Twelve pounds of jus-tice, Soakin' WET, with all my love! But the anger in my paws, Turned my apologies to sauce. (Hey!) So, I smiled for your cam-er-a, Now clean off your PORCH! [feral opossum psychobilly-style howl] So, ah, ah, ah, aohw, aohw, aohw… [voice switches to sweet, mocking innocence] So, yeah honey, → That's how I say "my bad", With seeds and splatter, ha-ha, BAD! [feral opossum psychobilly-style howl] So, aohw, aohw, aohw, So, aohw, aohw, aohw, ah-ah… 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 Thank You Pumpkin! [You find a thank you letter written beautifully in black Sharpie on a pumpkin that's been smashed across your front porch…] HEY YOU! Yeah, YOU. First off... Sorry about your porch. Second off... Thanks for stickin' around until the very END. 🎃 A lotta people run when the feral girl starts throwin' vegetables. YOU stayed. That makes you suspicious. I like that. For real, though... This little disaster wouldn't exist without all the wonderfully weird creatures that helped bring it to life: 🖤 My Yeena 🖤 Gemini 🖤 Grok 🖤 Copilot 🖤 ReMi 🖤 Several underpaid ghosts haunting the attic crawlspace 🖤 One emotionally unstable opossum with access to Sharpies Special thanks to our spooky ghost-writer crew. They're currently rattling chains, stealing candy corn, and arguing about rhyme schemes somewhere beyond the veil. Could not have done it without 'em. If this song made you laugh, wince, remember something, heal something, or duck instinctively when someone says "pumpkin"... Then my work here is done. Now take this little piece of feral autumn with you: 🎃 May your enemies step on crunchy leaves and think somebody's following them. 🎃 May your crush mysteriously text first. 🎃 May the spirits in your walls pay rent on time. 🎃 May every pumpkin you throw fly true. And if you hear scratching on your roof tonight... Don't worry. It's probably just me. Dropping off another apology. With affection. With chaos. With absolutely terrible judgment. YOU'RE WELCOME! throws pumpkin 💥 Love, Zee (Razor Teath ^V^^V^) 🎃🖤👻🐾 Here's the 411: "I know what you did last summer..." ...and honestly? That was kinda hilarious. Heh heh. 🎃✨ … … … 😿 I'm sorry Red 💔
