[Verse 1] Just a fart here, And another fart there, Feelin' light, feelin’ free, Nothin' dangerous in the air… Till a rumble in the jungle Hits me deep inside, Oh god no—NO MERCY! There's nowhere left to hide! [Pre-Chorus] Thought I had time, But my guts say "No way!" It's like clockwork doom At the same time of day!! [Chorus] 💥 It's EXPLOSIVE again! I can't pretend! A pressure from my core Like the world's gonna end! 🔥 It's a lava blast! No warning, it’s fast! I need a bathroom NOW, Or this meal’s my last! (Why is it always… a surprise?! 😱) [Verse 2] Morning starts fresh, Feelin’ blessed, coffee sippin’— Then that bubble in my belly Starts twistin' and flippin'… I tiptoe to the door, Try to clench, try to pray, But my colon’s got a plan To ruin my day! [Bridge - Dramatic Whisper/Rap] 🎤 This ain’t no ordinary toot, It’s a code brown pursuit! Like a freight train from my rear, I’m sweatin’ with fear! Is it gas or betrayal? This ain’t no fairytale! My dignity’s at stake… Oh god… too late! [Chorus] 💥 It’s EXPLOSIVE again! Just like back then! My soul is leakin' With no hope to defend! 🔥 It's a gut grenade! I’m totally played! By this demon inside me That won’t be delayed! (WHY is it such... a surprise?!) [Outro - Fading Echo, Sad Piano Underneath] Just a fart here… Just a fart there… Why did I trust it… Why did I dare…?
