[Intro – 0:00–0:10] [Chords: | Em | G | D | Em |] [Instrumentation: Banjo-pluck intro warped through bitcrush; sub-bass rumble; cave-drip percussion; faint goblin giggles panned L→R.] [Vocal (husky, amused drawl with rap cadence building):] > Down in them mines again… Somethin’ small stole my lighter. --- [Verse 1 – 0:11] [Chords: | Em | G | D | Em |] [Vocal: half-rapped, half-sung, storyteller energy.] > Saw a lil’ green gremlin creepin’ near my sack, Big ol’ ears twitchin’, lookin’ ready for attack. Thought it was a possum till it flashed them fangs— Lord have mercy… that’s a full-blown goblin thang. > Tried to take my gummies, tried to grab my pipe, I said, “Lil’ dude, chill—this strain ain’t your type.” He hissed, he hopped, he danced on a rail— Then moonwalked off laughin’ like he fresh outta jail. --- [Rap Chorus – 0:40] [Chords: | G | D | Em | Em |] [Beat drops: Appalachian trap — 808s + spoons percussion + fiddle scratches.] [Vocal: tight flow, punchy, comedic.] > It’s a goblin thang, goblin thang, Stealin’ all my weed like it’s nothin’, man. It’s a goblin thang, goblin thang, Runnin’ round the shaft singin’ clang-clang-clang. > It’s a goblin thang, goblin thang, Took my grinder AND my last lil’ gram. If squatch shows up, we’ll make a plan— But right now I’m beefin’ with a three-foot man. --- [Verse 2 – 1:10] [Chords: | Em | Em | G | D |] [Vocal: playful, more melodic, lots of attitude.] > He kicked my boot, he flipped my hat, Tried to trade gold teeth for a dab of wax. Said he got cousins livin’ deep in the rock, Whole goblin crew doin' TikTok dances on the clock. > He stole my snacks, he stole my rope, Hit a cave-tunnel lick then vanished in smoke. Left one note scratched in coal dust grain: “You tasty when you’re high — come again.” --- [Bridge – 1:40] [Chords: | D | Em | G | D |] [Instrumentation: Echo fiddle pads, heartbeat kicks, cave ambience.] [Vocal (whisper-rap, echo):] > He fast… He small… He somewhere on that cavern wall… And if he want my stash again— We gon’ negotiate proper-like… Hillbilly diplomacy. --- [Final Chorus – 2:00] [Full drop with 808 slides, banjo stabs, goblin ad-libs.] [Vocal: bigger, rowdier, harmonies added.] > It’s a goblin thang, goblin thang, Stealin’ all my weed like it’s nothin’, man. It’s a goblin thang, goblin thang, Jumpin’ out the dark yellin’ clang-clang-clang. > It’s a goblin thang, goblin thang, If you hear tiny feet—you better scram. He wild, he rude, he stole my can— That cave-rat menace is a goblin thang. --- [Outro – 2:30] [Chords: | Em | G | D | Em |] [Instrumentation: Distant goblin laughter, slow banjo fade, low reverb stomp.] [Vocal (deadpan):] > If y’all see a lil’ green thief… Tell him I want my damn lighter back I'd've shared.....shit
