
Funk of the Plague King
[Intro] Yeah! Turn the lights up, crank the speakers higher! Steel in my bones and the stage on fire! Onigashima, better clear the floor— Queen has arrived, now give me some more! [Verse 1] Gold chains swinging while the whole room shakes, Chrome-plated monster leaving chaos in his wake. Ancient beast with a mechanical grin, A walking laboratory with a war built in. Cannons in the body, lasers burning bright, A scientist dancing in the middle of the fight. Numbers on the floor while the bass line pounds, When Queen starts moving, better watch your ground. I don't need silence, I don't need grace, I want a spotlight shining right in my face. Beast Pirate royalty, loud and extreme, Part dinosaur nightmare, part dancing machine! [Pre-Chorus] Hear that engine roar— Feel the rhythm hit! Metal, muscle, madness, And I ain't done yet! Raise the volume higher, Let the whole hall swing! When the plague starts spreading, Everybody knows the king! [Chorus] I'm the Funk of the Plague King! Hear the steel and the speakers ring! Big body, big noise, let the whole world shake, Every move I make leaves the battlefield awake! I'm the Funk of the Plague King! Cybernetic monster with a dinosaur swing! Science in my veins, chaos on the floor, When Queen takes the stage, you'll be begging for more! [Verse 2] Brachiosaur power when the armor breaks, The ground starts cracking from the weight of every step I take. Mechanical weapons hidden under the skin, You think you've seen everything? The show's about to begin. Poisons in the chambers, viruses on ice, Every little experiment comes with a price. I turn a battlefield into my personal show, Laughing through the smoke while the warning lights glow. Former genius working where the mad minds meet, Now I'm bringing punk-rock science with a monstrous beat. No quiet entrance, no subtle disguise, Just explosions, spotlights, and terrified eyes! [Pre-Chorus] Hear that engine roar— Feel the rhythm hit! Metal, muscle, madness, And I ain't done yet! Raise the volume higher, Let the whole hall swing! When the plague starts spreading, Everybody knows the king! [Chorus] I'm the Funk of the Plague King! Hear the steel and the speakers ring! Big body, big noise, let the whole world shake, Every move I make leaves the battlefield awake! I'm the Funk of the Plague King! Cybernetic monster with a dinosaur swing! Science in my veins, chaos on the floor, When Queen takes the stage, you'll be begging for more! [Bridge] Lights— Camera— CHAOS! Turn the prison floor into a concert tonight! Lasers through the darkness, fire burning bright! Heavy metal heartbeat, gears begin to grind, Every weapon ever built is running through my mind! You brought swords? How adorable. You brought courage? How unfortunate. You brought an army? Now we're talking! Hit the bass— LET'S MAKE THIS PLACE EXPLODE! [Final Chorus] I'm the Funk of the Plague King! Let the whole damn island ring! Chrome and scales, thunder and flame, Everybody here is gonna remember my name! I'm the Funk of the Plague King! Hear that brachiosaur battle cry sing! Science gone wild with a superstar roar, Queen takes the stage— AND SHAKES THE FLOOR! [Outro] Gold chains swinging… Engines humming… Spotlights fading through the smoke. The concert might be over… But the machine? The machine keeps running.

