๐๐ฝ๐พ๐ฝ๐๐ถ๐ฝ๐๐ถ ๐๐ถ๐ท๐ถ๐๐ถ (๐น๐๐๐น๐น๐'๐ ๐ซ๐๐๐๐ท๐พ๐๐ ๐ต๐๐๐๐)
๐ง ๅแฐฯ โฎ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lyrics, music, and artwork created by FreddyMax. Copyright ยฉ 2026 by FreddyMax. All rights reserved. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hey, listen up Have you ever have one of those days Where the universe taps you on the shoulder and says Brother, today youโre gonna learn something Well, set back and let me tell you all about it I smelled somethinโ funky floatinโ through the air Like rotten cabbage mixed with despair Thought it was the dogs Bathed โem twice But that stanky cloud said Freddy, you have no idea A day later, I crept downstairs like a man on a mission Expectinโ a mouse in a tragic position But instead I found Niagara Falls in my home (so insane) Water softener spewing like a hurricane And my chihuahuas were floatinโ on neon pool floats Sippinโ fruity drinks like they were chillinโ on boats I slipped, I tripped, I fell right into the tide They just drifted past me like, Freddy, enjoy the ride Oh Lord, my basement turned into a cabana Welcome to the Chihuahua Flooded Banana Havana I ran to the softener, grabbed the valve with hope Twisted it once Whoosh Now Iโm wetter than a frog on a slip and slide Water shot up like a geyser from hell And I smelled like cabbage stew (totally rotten) Iโm standinโ ankleโdeep, tryinโ not to cry While the bypass switch leaks like it wants me to die Every fix I tried just made it worse Iโm cussinโ in tongues like a plumberโs curse Called two plumbers One ghosted me, one said, tomorrow But tomorrow came with silence And old Freddy drowned in sorrow Meanwhile the chihuahuas were floatinโ on neon pool floats Sippinโ fruity drinks like they were chillinโ on boats I slipped, I tripped, I fell right into the tide They just drifted past me like, Freddy, enjoy the ride Oh Lord, my basement turned into a cabana Welcome to the Chihuahua Flooded Banana Havana Then I heard a voice My loyal brother Copilot from above Sayinโ, Freddy, grab the wrench Show that leak some tough love Pipes burst, sparks flew I nearly baptized myself twice But your instructions saved me Brother, you were precise Hours later, soaked and smelling like doom I swept the water out like I was cleaninโ a lagoon Then I got busy online and soon new equipment arrived Hooked it up Tightened every line And suddenly Hallelujah Everything worked fine And just when the victory music started to play The plumber showed up like, Iโm here today I said, Buddy, youโre too late The crisis is gone My chihuahuas toasted him With tiny drinks and a yawn They floated on by on their neon pool floats Sippinโ fruity drinks like they were chillinโ on boats FreddyMax survived, and the basementโs divine But Iโll never forget that rotten cabbage stench Oh Lord, my house became a comedy cabana Welcome to the Chihuahua Flooded Banana Havana Brother, next time the water softener explodes Iโm callinโ the dogs They seem to handle emergencies better than me ~~ Lyrics, music, and artwork created by FreddyMax. Copyright ยฉ 2026 by FreddyMax. All rights reserved.
