**Verse 1:** Me and you fall asleep, regular day, regular evening, I wake up just to smoke, man, I'm believin', Sneakin' like a ninja, shadow on duty, But a deadly force hits, it ain't beauty, My girl, she rips one while she's dreamin' away. **Hook:** How can she wreck our love, our bond, With just one fart, she's fuckin' gone? She blew my feelings like a storm, I'm lyin' here, thinkin', "What the fuck, man?" - *Yeah, yeah!* **Verse 2:** I was the king of the night, the scene, Now I'm just a victim of her gas machine, She's droppin' bombs while she's in dreamland, I'm thinkin' of leavin', but love's so grand... **Bridge:** ...it's worth more than this foul-ass air, I'm gagging on love, like it's a fuckin' dare, - *Gag, gag!* This ain't romance, it's a biohazard zone, Love's just a fart in the wind, and I'm alone. **Hook:** She farted so loud, echoed through the space, Shook the bed like it's the end of days, I'm chokin' on air, my eyes are tearin', She's blown my heart away, I'm fuckin' swearin'. - *Oh, shit!* **Outro:** So here we are, love's just a smelly illusion, Stinkin' up the sheets with no real conclusion, I guess true love is just dealing with the stench, Or maybe it's just her ass, making me clench. - *Clench, clench!*