"At a boy, Bonesy! Ya ha ha!" [Verse 1] I burst through the cloister loud as a drum, I blew twelve kisses to my Oath-bound mums, “Borrowin’ Bonesy for the afternoon— We’ll be back by supper, don’t worry, real soon.” Yip-yi-hahhhhhhhhhh!!!!! [Chorus] Scuzzy and Toby, scuzzin’ around, (Scuzzy and Toby...) Diggin’ up treasure from the burial mounds, Anything filthy, we’ll make it our own— (Hyena and Bonesy...) That’s Scuzzy and her Toby Bones! [Verse 2] We chewed old gum from the park bench seat, Spit apple cores at the folks who peek, Bangin’ fenceposts with a stick we found, Sing scuzzpunk hymns till the bells come down! BING BONG! BING BONG! Yip yahahaaaaaaaaaaa!! [Chorus] Scuzzy and Toby, scuzzin’ around, (Scuzzy and Toby...) Paintin’ rude faces on the convent grounds, Anything filthy, we’ll make it our own— (Hyena and Bonesy...) That’s Scuzzy and her Toby Bones! Yaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!! [Bridge] You're a bag o’ bones with a wobble and creak, (wobble wobble creak...) Scuzzed-up soul with a muck-stained streak. (mucky scummy streak...) A skinny lil’ ghoul with a laugh so loud, (Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!) Toby makes his Scuzzy PROUD! (Toby Bony Bones...!) [Verse 3] I said, “Hey Bonesy, got somethin’ for you, Snagged it from a dumpster, stinkin’ of poo, It’s ragged, it’s rotten, and it suits you best— Now you got your own filthy little vest.” [Chorus] Scuzzy and Toby, scuzzin’ around, (Scuzzy and Toby...) Two denim demons flecked yeller and brown, Anything filthy, we’ll make it our own— (Hyena and Bonesy...) That’s Scuzzy and her Toby Bones! Yip! [Final Chorus] Dookie and Toby, scuzzin' around, (Dookie and Toby...) Two fuckin' bastards flecked yeller and brown, Anything filthy, they'll make it their own— (Drunken owl and Bonesy...) That's Dookie and my Toby Bones! Ahh ha haaaaaaa! "So what else you boys get up to?"
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