“Aliens Among Us” by TonnyTorch, DJ Scruvy & Phred Durst (Comedy rock song) [Intro] 🎸 “ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!” We saw a UFO behind the liquor store, Now Phred’s banging drums on the kitchen floor! DJ Scruvy says, “Bro, they walk like us…” TonnyTorch screams: “THEY’RE AMONG US!” --- [Verse 1] There’s a dude at Walmart buying twenty cans of beans, Wearing flip-flops in the snow, glowing neon green. Cashier asked politely, “Paper bag or plastic?” He blinked six eyes and whispered: “Intergalactic.” DJ Scruvy dropped his bass pick in fear, Phred yelled: “THAT GUY GOT ANTENNAS UNDER HIS EAR!” TonnyTorch grabbed binoculars from the van, Shouting: “THAT AIN’T A HUMAN MAN!” --- [Chorus] 👽 Aliens among us! Sneaking all around! Probably running Taco Bell Underneath the ground! 👽 Aliens among us! Hiding in plain sight! One just stole Phred’s drumsticks And vanished in the night! --- [Verse 2] We chased a flying saucer through a Burger King drive-thru, DJ Scruvy yelling: “BRO THEY TOOK MY MOUNTAIN DEW!” Phred Durst tripped over somebody’s lawn gnome collection, TonnyTorch screamed: “THIS IS FIRST CONTACT DETECTION!” Then a grandma rolled up in a minivan, Said: “Y’all boys need Jesus and a better plan.” But her eyes turned purple and her voice got deep… She floated three feet while she beeped: “BEEP BEEP.” --- [Bridge] 🥁 PHRED DRUM SOLO 🥁 BADADADADADA BOOM BOOM CRASH! DJ Scruvy slapped the bass so hard A nearby squirrel had a panic attack. TonnyTorch climbed a streetlight yelling: “I KNEW ELVIS NEVER LEFT!” --- [Final Chorus] 👽 Aliens among us! They’re weird and smell like cheese! They abducted our guitarist And replaced him with bees! 👽 Aliens among us! We’ll hunt them every night! Three idiots with instruments And absolutely no flashlight! --- [Outro / Spoken] TonnyTorch: “I think my neighbor’s an alien…” DJ Scruvy: “Bro that’s just Gary.” Phred Durst: drum fill “GARY’S SUSPICIOUS!” 🎸 “GOODNIGHT EARTH PEOPLEEEEE!” 👽
