🎤 Verse 1 I wanted to be productive — Woke up early, like a pro. But my phone said: “Come on, relax, Just one more meme, you know.” I opened the news — got tired, Closed the news — still the same. I chose a life without negativity… But the tea is gone. Oh damn. ⸻ 🎶 Chorus I’m a grown-up, very serious, I’ve got goals, a plan, a way… But here I am, eating cookies, Thinking: “Well… tomorrow. Maybe. Okay.” I’m building dreams and my career, Writing plans so nice and neat, But somehow my fridge believes in me Way more than I believe in me. ⸻ 🎤 Verse 2 I downloaded a course called “How to Do It All”, Step one said: “Go to bed on time.” But at 2 a.m. I suddenly learned I urgently need a wardrobe… and a life upgrade. Prime. I meditate for three whole minutes, Then I check what’s new in chat. Spiritual growth is going great, But Wi-Fi matters more than that. ⸻ 🎶 Chorus I’m a grown-up, very serious, I know exactly how to live. But if the sale is minus eighty — Who am I to not forgive? I say: “Starting Monday!” Monday says: “And who are you?” We’ve never really gotten along, And Tuesday’s not helping too. ⸻ 🎭 Bridge (spoken, comedy style) — What are you doing? — Self-development. — Then why are you in pajamas? — This is the advanced level. ⸻ 🎶 Final Chorus I’m a grown-up, very serious, But honestly — from time to time I’m just a tired human being Who really needs some food and peace of mind. Let the whole world run much faster, I’ll catch up later, not today. For now — some tea, a cookie, a blanket… And being happy. That’s the plan. Okay? ⸻ 🎤 Outro Plans — tomorrow. Life — today. Cookies — right now.
